Hubby, I know they’re spectacular, I know
Don’t. Say. A. Word. I so much prefer
Really? Did I just hear you call me a cruel
The rules are simple. You walk Misty
You know the rules. 5 steps behind me at
Oops, you might not have wanted to hint I
Hubby I love the fact that I can undress
The knot is to remind me that when you get
Sit at this desk with pen and paper and write
Apparently somebody forgot their duty to
Darling, I know you’re not comfortable
You want to undo that pink bow to get at
Hope you like my selfie, hubby. Last photo
I’m an old fashioned kind of girl. I
Show’s over. You get on with the overnight
Come in here and endure whatever I have planned
I’ll make a deal with you. If you can
If hubby doesn’t make the bed just right…
You’ve got a simple choice. Open my purse
What’s missing? Correct: the paddle in
Hubby, if you don’t like me wearing corsets,
Oh hubby, I’m far too tired tonight. So
I’ll give you 0 for your classic car,
Tightly constrained, goes round my waist
Gorgeous body. Sorry, amazing body. Beautiful
I love four poster beds. I’ll start off
Now I’ve tied him to the bed, what to do,
You got your dream. You married a lingerie
Thanks for the bunch of flowers. Every time
Hubby, get yourself toiletted and have a
Oh hubby, you have just no idea how much
I love to stand here and think romantic thoughts…
Ok, you got the photo? Great. Frame it
No I do not like the way this strap hurts
Just got to stretch and get myself loose
One thing I’ve never understood. Why
You see hubby, that’s how my pet crawls.
Because there was no soap in the bathroom
Right here, hubby. You just stand right
Oh honey, you know that would be against
That’s the last one of your credit cards
Funny, a lot of visitors think it’s a bit
Apparently you don’t understand so I’ll
Ok, new rules. You can let yourself out
You like what you see? Great. I’m going
Ok, ok, I’ve worn your fantasy costume.
Oh no, hubby, you aren’t going to get inside
See, it’s no problem walking in heels this