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“I’m the girl who puts the SWAT in

“I’m the girl who puts the SWAT in

Oh hubby, do you remember when you were thrilled

Oh hubby, do you remember when you were thrilled

Oh hubby, I know it doesn’t matter what

Oh hubby, I know it doesn’t matter what

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Item: One day slavery to wife: £100 Item:

I’m just preparing for a major business

I’m just preparing for a major business

I think we are going to play a bit differently

I think we are going to play a bit differently

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Well yes, kind of your fairy godmother. But

Well yes, kind of your fairy godmother. But

If my lifetime total of orgasms hasn’t

If my lifetime total of orgasms hasn’t

Get down here on the floor with me. Then

Get down here on the floor with me. Then

I’m glad you like my kind of power dressing.

I’m glad you like my kind of power dressing.

If I need to tell you what to do next, you’re

If I need to tell you what to do next, you’re

Life is so much better now that I have a

Life is so much better now that I have a

I’m so happy you took over all the housework

I’m so happy you took over all the housework

Aw crap! They misprinted the t-shirt and

Aw crap! They misprinted the t-shirt and

Oh hubby, stop it you’re killing me! The

Oh hubby, stop it you’re killing me! The

Oh hubby, I know how frustrating it must

Oh hubby, I know how frustrating it must

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captioned-femdom-situations: bird in a cage

Ok, you’ve talked me into it. Next time

Ok, you’ve talked me into it. Next time

No I couldn’t drink you under the table.

No I couldn’t drink you under the table.

God I love our bedtime games. I sit here.

God I love our bedtime games. I sit here.

Ok, you said the kitchen is clean, let’s

Ok, you said the kitchen is clean, let’s

See the way my eyes are looking down at the

See the way my eyes are looking down at the

I’m wearing a corset and stockings just

I’m wearing a corset and stockings just

Hey! If I’d wanted you to stay in our bedroom

Hey! If I’d wanted you to stay in our bedroom

I know the short chain connecting your ankles

I know the short chain connecting your ankles

No frowns darling.  I’ll be out with the

No frowns darling.  I’ll be out with the

You’ve been a very good slave hubby,

You’ve been a very good slave hubby,

I know you wouldn’t hit a woman in glasses. 

I know you wouldn’t hit a woman in glasses. 

I know trading in your BMW 728 for a used

I know trading in your BMW 728 for a used

In your dreams, husband, in your dreams. 

In your dreams, husband, in your dreams. 

Like this, hubby.  Yes, of course wearing

Like this, hubby.  Yes, of course wearing

That’s a good boy.  Burn this image into

That’s a good boy.  Burn this image into

Learn to recognise this smile.   This is not a

Learn to recognise this smile.  This is not a

Oh, hello.  Didn’t expect to see you this

Oh, hello.  Didn’t expect to see you this

 Hubby, I know how much you want to see your

Hubby, I know how much you want to see your

The games are over.   You’re going to admit

The games are over. You’re going to admit

Now for the white glove test on every rung

Now for the white glove test on every rung

Oh hubby, imagine being dragged down these

Oh hubby, imagine being dragged down these

The fact that I ordered you to run my bath

The fact that I ordered you to run my bath

Begging? I don’t call that begging.  

Begging? I don’t call that begging.  

Oh hubby, how wonderful to move in here after

Oh hubby, how wonderful to move in here after

You think this room is too barely furnished? 

You think this room is too barely furnished? 

 It’s fabulous darling! I love it!  And

It’s fabulous darling! I love it!  And

You understand? You follow me in here and

You understand? You follow me in here and

I’m so glad we agreed to lock you up in

I’m so glad we agreed to lock you up in

Oh I stopped wearing your key round my neck

Oh I stopped wearing your key round my neck