Correct, this look does tell you that I need
Sorry, did I have my eyes closed? I was
Remember, when you’ve taken them off, it’s
I just can’t stop myself laughing at the
Hand above the garter? In public? Without
torturedbyk8: Check out and follow my other
How many balloons in this photo? Imagine
I don’t care that you are in traffic, when
I dislike making this face as much as you
Tell you what, I will let you take off the
Don’t worry hubby, you will have lots of
I don’t care what you remember about “From
Oh no, darling. I did say we’d consummate
Honey, of course I’ll wear the key to
Oh honey, you know the old saying: “The
Great wedding day, darling. One little
Darling, my girlfriend let me borrow her
Be patient pet. I know all those shopping
“Hi sweetie. No nothing is wrong. Just
Hey darling, I’ve chosen my bridal lingerie,
It’s our wedding night, of course I’m
I thought you might think my wedding dress
Funny! The idea I’d relinquish my strongest
I can see by your wide-eyed look that you
These are just a bit too tight pet. Be
Hubby, if you can’t pay attention to the
I wear this incredible wedding dress and
It’s time for bed on your wedding night.
I can’t believe I wore this corset all
Darling, finally! It’s our wedding night!
Oh look honey, it’s daylight. Our wedding
It’s great to relax on the beach on our
Wow, our version of this would be the shortest
Boy, you’re in trouble for taking your
Some new husbands like to shave on their
Ok husband, let’s see if you are getting
What a great honeymoon location! That
Don’t worry, I didn’t tell anyone why
Ok, fun’s over. Go fetch the wrist-cuffs,
Shall I, shan’t I? Shall I, shan’t I?
Honey, you ask that again on our honeymoon
Oh no, silly, it is our honeymoon at this
No you don’t get to see them on your wedding
Of course you can, new husband! You can
Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon
Ok hubby, now we’re alone after the wedding
Oh dear honey, did you think you had the
Ok, wedding’s over, time to get real.