They criticize him for staying up late, but

They criticize him for staying up late, but

Lapis knows best

Lapis knows best

It happened ONE TIME

It happened ONE TIME

Kids these days have no appreciation for

Kids these days have no appreciation for

“hey siri can you give me directions from

“hey siri can you give me directions from

Mon Dieu !

Mon Dieu !

Clearly she’s a screamy adult, please have

Clearly she’s a screamy adult, please have

went too fast

went too fast

Well, Jasper, maybe you should type a little

Well, Jasper, maybe you should type a little

It’s okay, afterwards Pearl made them call

It’s okay, afterwards Pearl made them call

*demonic screaming*

*demonic screaming*

Wasn’t it positively endearing the way

Wasn’t it positively endearing the way

Find the difference in the two sentences

Find the difference in the two sentences

“Let me try that again. Ahem. Steven! I

“Let me try that again. Ahem. Steven! I

“I mean, he’s magic. He can probably

“I mean, he’s magic. He can probably

There exists a level of exasperation that

There exists a level of exasperation that

For the Submission Saturday! For textsbetweengems

For the Submission Saturday! For textsbetweengems

AHGAHASFAHSFHDSHFSSJHASHDASSHAGSHSGSFGHSAF

AHGAHASFAHSFHDSHFSSJHASHDASSHAGSHSGSFGHSAF

I spent twenty minutes coming up with this.(Submission

I spent twenty minutes coming up with this.(Submission

“Are you threatening the Gems again?!”

“Are you threatening the Gems again?!”

(Submission by ihate4kids)

(Submission by ihate4kids)

Submission by Tanzanite Anon(Hi, Tanzanite

Submission by Tanzanite Anon(Hi, Tanzanite

(Submission by tmiheadcanons)

(Submission by tmiheadcanons)

Submission by deathchrist2000(Read the left

Submission by deathchrist2000(Read the left

Submission by ja-i-am-akw0

Submission by ja-i-am-akw0

Why I’m not running a badly drawn su blog?

Why I’m not running a badly drawn su blog?

I wanted to make one, too hehe XD Peridot:

I wanted to make one, too hehe XD Peridot:

Submission by z-nogyrop

Submission by z-nogyrop

Submission by starlight-at-noon

Submission by starlight-at-noon

(Not exactly a traditional submission, but

(Not exactly a traditional submission, but

Submission by squigglywiggle

Submission by squigglywiggle

SAY THAT TO HER MINI FACE, PUNK

SAY THAT TO HER MINI FACE, PUNK

Holo-Pearl needs some serious reprogramming

Holo-Pearl needs some serious reprogramming

I’m not sure that’s what she meant, Steven

I’m not sure that’s what she meant, Steven

Gotta pass the time somehow

Gotta pass the time somehow

Catching the monster took ten minutes. Getting

Catching the monster took ten minutes. Getting

You want some cheese with that whine, Peridot?

You want some cheese with that whine, Peridot?

Future vision saves the day once again

Future vision saves the day once again

The Crystal Gems are getting really tired

The Crystal Gems are getting really tired

It’s a win-win-win-win situation (Steven

It’s a win-win-win-win situation (Steven

Like 50% of their interactions are Ruby telling

Like 50% of their interactions are Ruby telling

‘i mean, maybe. it could have been someone

‘i mean, maybe. it could have been someone

She wants to sign up so that she can send

She wants to sign up so that she can send

Night Blogger Steven attempts to empathize;

Night Blogger Steven attempts to empathize;

“Seriously, girl! I used to be a mirror.

“Seriously, girl! I used to be a mirror.

Time to amend your inductive reasoning, butthead

Time to amend your inductive reasoning, butthead

The perils of having “Pearl” and “Peridot”

The perils of having “Pearl” and “Peridot”

Poor Jasper, nothing works

Poor Jasper, nothing works