There are some things even Future Vision
Working up Peridot via text is the most fun
He’s always right; he must be really good
ausgespielt adjective Thoroughly exhausted;
Was she strong in the real way or in the
Gems don’t need sleep but this is still
What are these “rules” you speak of?
You should have been able to “C” this
Yeah, that’s probably what it was
*peri voice* but please still find me sO
Step 1: Sing to the tune of “Stronger Than
“Steven was not happy the next day… Connie
Pearl finally wasn’t on a mission for once
“good one, though, steven”(Submitted
Text by textsbetweengems since Garnet asked..
Garnet. Master of comedy.(Submitted by now-i-only-want-you-gone)
Takes place sometime between Cry For Help
I hope you don’t mind that I gave Malachite
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Lapis is the blue text, peridot is the grey
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Ice Puns 2: Electric Boogaloo(Submitted by
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For such a small thing, this took forever
I made another Peridoot(Submitted by squigglywiggle)
Garnet just gets straight to the point(Submitted
Beach Summer Fun Buddies with Jasper(Submitted
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Because why shouldn’t a space rock have
“FINE I WONT TELL HER JUST GET ME OUT OF
Night Blogger Steven recalls something painful
Imagine the frustration
No one could figure out whose family she
It’s called… Fabu-floss
When you’ve got those feelings about your
Steven inhales deeply, attempting to make
She just thought it was fur flavored
See, this is why Yellow Diamond is in charge.
You should have seen how unsightly it was,
This doubles as the answer to “Where have
Please swim to the North Pole and apply some
It wasn’t really a drop, it was more of
Homeworld Strategy Protip: The best defense
Second time this week
Night Blogger Steven: Now up even later
Yup, no room for improvement there