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Night Blogger Steven meeting Night Blogger

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Ah, classic Ronaldo! Using an innocuous inter-dimensional

[Amethyst And Steven](Submitted by yourlonglostdentist)

The first one: Greg > Rose The second

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You can imagine Steven’s disappointment.(Submitted

so the anon who said “corrupt gems with

Texts between young gems? Pearl’s jealousy

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And it took them nearly all day to explain

“Any situation in which a man is underestimating

beep beep

…How convincing.(Psst! In case you

Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight

Did it work?

Step 3 can be changed to “crash Steven’s

Goodbye, Malachite.

Amethyst has about tens seconds to get her

Well, she’s not wrong

Night Blogger Steven has many children. One

“bye bye jaspy dont let the bottom feeders

And also she never falls off of her bike

It was very realistic

That’s one small step for man; one happy

CAN’T A GIRL JUST BUY SOME SLEEVELESS SHIRTS

…Why does that name sound familiar

“YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF THE

Garnet won’t tolerate anything she’s

“cmon pearl, you know the old saying: too

What a shame

Who wouldn’t want a mother-daughter relationship

I’m not sure that’s what he meant, Amethyst

Isn’t it hilarious how these things work

Night Blogger Steven’s heartfelt farewell

One does not simply pass up an opportunity

Cry me a river an ocean

As you can plainly see, he’s thinking veerrrry

They never learn

Yellow Diamond is a troll [Taken from YD’s

I had a dream about this around 2 nights

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I am so very, very sorry this is awful why

based off that one ask you got a while ago.(Submitted