Boom. Eliminated
Sometimes you accidentally encase a tiny
Breaking News: Sea monster spotted punching
She’ll still eat that wasp, though
Watch your language, Pearl
Lapis Lazuli: Official “Night Blogger Steven”
She saw that it was both purple and in the
You know you’ve got issues when Jasper
“Ooh, take a video! For the internet!”
There’s your problem
This is the last post in the Battery Arc.
…Keep dreaming, Amethyst
Yellow Diamond wants to see some accountability,
Even after five days in hibernation, the
“HAVE YOU EVEN MET ME”
Let your best be for your friend. If he must
!
“And This Arrest Warrant! And These
A reassurance, Amethyst
Annnnd she’s gone
Um. Well, surely whatever happened all those
Well, this is… promising, actually
Really, it won’t! Don’t expect it to.
Have you tried that new flavor, Existential
The threat has been neutralized. And so has
That’s not what he meant when he said he
See? He’s not gonna get a sunburn. This
I’m, uh, I’m sure we’re in for a nice,
No, nope. No more. Tune in tomorrow for not
Throwin’ shade like it’s sunny
That sucks for whoever was working there
She has a very… distinct… sound…
It’s okay, he’s liveblogging his swim
“IT’‘S CALLLED REMODELINGG”
There’s no possible way this could go wrong
Worried moms will worry. (Submitted by colossalhop)(That’s
I tried to make a full circle sort of thing.(Submitted
Late Night Steven trying to troll.(Submitted
I COULD NOT RESIST DOING THIS. I’M SORRY.(Submitted
She just wanted to play lion rodeo.. Maybe
Jasper pretending to be Lapis and being mean
Jasper doesn’t appreciate your puns, Steven.(Submitted
Submitted by rainbow-quart
Ruby, one of these days she’s actually
It doesn’t hurt all that much.(Submitted
Submitted by bluemurderguitarbunny
Here is a little text I made between Peridot
Night Blogger Steven discovers Malachite’s