“Alright, now one with your daughter, Senator.
Now that I think about it, I don’t believe
I didn’t want to leave my loved ones high-and-dry
Damn, the illustrations in these new textbooks
Although most women get more than enough
When Dad gave my little brother a knockup
I guess I’m the old-fashioned kind of librarian…
“So there we were, completely–”
Just as I was enjoying this slut’s throat,
When my family moved to France, there was
My sisters and I had a blast at Freedom World
“Hey, you.” The girl glanced over, trying
One of my students always drops by after
Whenever I need some peace and quiet, I take
Glancing back at me, she smiled. “Oh,
On my 20th birthday, my parents held a huge
When my daughter graduated, I wanted to give
“Hi there, Mark! The usual today?” The
“Hey, wait. Come here for a sec,” I called
When free use started to spread across the
On my 18th birthday, I went out on the town
“Uh, I.. Excuse me..?” I turned to see
I was out grocery shopping the other day
My girlfriend is the most impatient person
“AaaAAAH… Dammit… Slow DOWN
Halfway through skyping my girlfriend, I
“See man? I told you pregnant girls are
“Oh look, another little brat in my house…
“Hey, look over there,” my buddy
Being an agent isn’t so bad. Performers
My aunt’s always been the monogamous
My school’s Chubby Chaser club picked
Every summer, my family meets up at the lake
I try to send Brian a selfie every time his