Sorry I was late for girl’s night again…
contingencyhf: Can’t stop drawing stupid-curvy
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I looked the girl up and down, and for the
I get that sex sells, but really? A damn CPU ad
contingencyhf: New Year 2017 Sketch Requests!
“…Huh. Don’t see that every day.”My
Last night I had an amazing time with three
There’s a sort of “Where’s
“You guys sure you don’t want a turn?”My
So last week, there I am, walking down towards
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When I saw the girl walk in, I licked my
After putting in my fifth batch of laundry,
“Huh. ‘Daughter having all the fun..?’
As my boyfriend and I were walking back to
“Hey, you’re not supposed to be back
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Huh, the billboards are pretty conservative
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I sat there in the rec center lobby, trying
Yes, clothing might be getting pretty minimal,
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“Holy fucking shit…” Becky shook
“It’s really nice out, huh? I love it
Can you believe I had to lobby the board
casual-sex-captions: Putting her phone back
My wife’s a model, and she’s damn good
Believe it or not, in some unfortunate parts
The Christmas Eve tradition at my house
Casie’s my new favorite student. Unlike
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I was wandering around the new neighbor’s
After I got my girlfriend a top-of-the-line
My daughter knocked, somewhat hesitantly. “Dad?
“AaaAAAH fuck… Huh.. Hello?”“Hi
I never thought my daughter could be so…
My daughter was very, very naughty this
“…So yeah, it’s kinda like DOTA,
“Jesus. Quite the mess you’ve got here,
With security hot on my tail, I sprinted
When I went to stay with my Mom’s extended
I know it embarrasses her, but sometimes
No, I don’t HAVE to tear up the clothing
These new soccer uniforms are the greatest
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The rec center near my place has one of the
When my English literature prof starts reading