Inspired by this hilarious twitter account
And that’s the story of how the Beach City
NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST SAWTHIS IS WHAT
“Garnet, what’s your type?”“Me.”
…and also because Yellow Diamond wasn’t
Who knew that three eyes could produce so
Yeah, that’s what it is
Plot twist, Dogcopter 3 is actually Yellow
Pearl is guaranteed to fall for these things
Lapis is always so thoughtful
Filed Under: References Steven will not understand
She’s also quite partial to
C’MON SAPPHIRE HE WAS LIKE NINE
CAN FRUIT CRY. YES OR NO
Ugh, some gems are so self-centered
ARCHERS HATE HER! Local woman is Giant
THE RHYTHM HAS HER
Yellow Diamond is SO gonna hear about this
How To Be Direct, a guide by Garnet
Future vision saves lives
She likes to send out live updates while
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PEARL YES
Why does she always do this
If you’re wondering which gem only texts
Oh look, homeworld gems can text too
WHOOPS I started a blogfollow for more gem