You sure my balls aren’t showing? No

You sure my balls aren’t showing? No

This is my first time so be easy. I promise…

This is my first time so be easy. I promise…

God I love a man in a bowtie. Especially

God I love a man in a bowtie. Especially

Today’s lesson is about control. Leave

Today’s lesson is about control. Leave

Umm… guys you are early. WTF are you

Umm… guys you are early. WTF are you

Wow… you are hard. Dude… it

Wow… you are hard. Dude… it

A man of my dreams.  He knows the proper

A man of my dreams.  He knows the proper

The magician of my dreams. Make your clothes

The magician of my dreams. Make your clothes

Dude… let’s get our weekend

Dude… let’s get our weekend

Man, I am just so tired… I don’t

Man, I am just so tired… I don’t

Okay, on the count of three we drop the undies

Okay, on the count of three we drop the undies

You are right… bathing out here is

You are right… bathing out here is

Wow… let’s join the circus.

Wow… let’s join the circus.

Dude, hurry up… someone might come

Dude, hurry up… someone might come

Wow, I just thought we could save some warm

Wow, I just thought we could save some warm

Great work out man. Yeah it was. Let’s

Great work out man. Yeah it was. Let’s

Yeah, you’re sexy and you know it…

Yeah, you’re sexy and you know it…

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This

Dude, I had this dream… it was like

Dude, I had this dream… it was like

Whatever… it got him to touch it.

Whatever… it got him to touch it.

I knew I joined the right fraternity. Make

I knew I joined the right fraternity. Make

nudedreamscomingtrue:  But won’t I be floppy?

nudedreamscomingtrue: But won’t I be floppy?

I’m not going to stop with the shirt

I’m not going to stop with the shirt

You done yet? No… just got naked…

You done yet? No… just got naked…

What’s so funny? I just can’t

What’s so funny? I just can’t

Adam… you are a dream.  Can I please

Adam… you are a dream.  Can I please

Okay… so I take my pants off…

Okay… so I take my pants off…

You are like my live-action G.I. Joe doll.

You are like my live-action G.I. Joe doll.

GO GO NAKED RANGERS! Mighty Morphin’

GO GO NAKED RANGERS! Mighty Morphin’

So that is how you get the body of my dreams.

So that is how you get the body of my dreams.

Dude, get out… I’m naked. I

Dude, get out… I’m naked. I

Wow… how are you keeping that bucket

Wow… how are you keeping that bucket

Dreaming of a farmer who knows how to lay

Dreaming of a farmer who knows how to lay

Sorry… I didn’t think anyone

Sorry… I didn’t think anyone

Dude.. it said right HAND green… not

Dude.. it said right HAND green… not

Dude, we are naked… why the fuck would

Dude, we are naked… why the fuck would

I know I left my shorts here somewhere. No

I know I left my shorts here somewhere. No

Wow… it’s like the joystick

Wow… it’s like the joystick

Thanks again for posing for me… it

Thanks again for posing for me… it

I’d like to taste your wiener please.

I’d like to taste your wiener please.

OMG!  What the hell are you doing in my

OMG!  What the hell are you doing in my

Dreaming that every guy that has it…

Dreaming that every guy that has it…

Surfing lessons dream. Hi, I’m your

Surfing lessons dream. Hi, I’m your

Look who washed up… is it a merman?

Look who washed up… is it a merman?

Bruce… we just wanted to make sure

Bruce… we just wanted to make sure

I dream of coming up from behind and helping

I dream of coming up from behind and helping

Perfect musculature.  Great lighting…

Perfect musculature.  Great lighting…

Dreaming of me?  I sure hope so.

Dreaming of me?  I sure hope so.