Happy Humpday, everyone! FYI: I am in Lima,

Happy Humpday, everyone! FYI: I am in Lima,

I did a couples’ massage with my sister.

I did a couples’ massage with my sister.

G UP, mud your face up, put put. #temecula

G UP, mud your face up, put put. #temecula

Little Gracie is beating me at putting in

Little Gracie is beating me at putting in

A www.proudandperverted.com family photo

A www.proudandperverted.com family photo

Le moooo!

Le moooo!

My summer outfit.

My summer outfit.

I was so excited to see a Temecula Grenache

I was so excited to see a Temecula Grenache

Can anyone ID this centipede-like creature

Can anyone ID this centipede-like creature

I definitely did night swimming last night.

I definitely did night swimming last night.

It’s a nice night for UFOs.

It’s a nice night for UFOs.

Let the summertime public nudity begin!

Let the summertime public nudity begin!

No makeup or hairstylist this morning.

No makeup or hairstylist this morning.

The mastermind behind some of my favorite

The mastermind behind some of my favorite

It looks like I need to learn a new sport.

It looks like I need to learn a new sport.

All flight and no filter this morning.

All flight and no filter this morning.

(via Incident at the SSBBW Workshop)

(via Incident at the SSBBW Workshop)

This was one of my favorite videos to make!

This was one of my favorite videos to make!

I have about ten of these badass “moomoos.”

I have about ten of these badass “moomoos.”

I had a little bit more progress this week.

I had a little bit more progress this week.

I am officially done work for the day! Time

I am officially done work for the day! Time

I just want to do this today.

I just want to do this today.

My mom is so cool.

My mom is so cool.

Woah violent fortune

Woah violent fortune

It’s hot out here. #NYC

It’s hot out here. #NYC

The backyard for the week. #nyc

The backyard for the week. #nyc

Cottage cheese in the sky.

Cottage cheese in the sky.

Airport lyfe

Airport lyfe

These East Coast skies! Hello again, NYC.

These East Coast skies! Hello again, NYC.

What is this from?! GO! I’m so happy

What is this from?! GO! I’m so happy

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Progress on the painting!

Progress on the painting!

How did my sister’s dog even manage

How did my sister’s dog even manage

Yes to Omakase at Asanebo.

Yes to Omakase at Asanebo.

You guys, the brunch at Tres at the SLS is

You guys, the brunch at Tres at the SLS is

Do I eat the bee too?

Do I eat the bee too?

Holy shit do not ever hide the wasabi ball

Holy shit do not ever hide the wasabi ball

Trader Joe’s is the best of the best.

Trader Joe’s is the best of the best.

Who wouldn’t love a #BBW dress? #PetiteVsPlump

Who wouldn’t love a #BBW dress? #PetiteVsPlump

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Frozen margarita straw visible

Frozen margarita straw visible

Only cuz’ I don’t have a furry

Only cuz’ I don’t have a furry

Our pod was better. #highroller

Our pod was better. #highroller

Soaking sun

Soaking sun

It’s always a freakshow in Venice.

It’s always a freakshow in Venice.

Flying to Vegas and turning that frown upside

Flying to Vegas and turning that frown upside

(via Odette Misses a Spot on SSBBW Mistress

(via Odette Misses a Spot on SSBBW Mistress