danceyrselfclean: Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life: Engage in romantic love Say “please” and “thank you” Carry a hanky Eat red meat Get a hobby Go outside Don’t look in the mirror, avoid the mirror to be accurate Maintain a relationship

bodypaint | bodystocking gifs | nsfwonly

danceyrselfclean: Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life: Engage in romantic love Say “please” and “thank you” Carry a hanky Eat red meat Get a hobby Go outside Don’t look in the mirror, avoid the mirror to be accurate Maintain a relationship

back to I make great first impressions