Leather Bag - 00  Leather Shoes - 0

Leather Bag - 00 Leather Shoes - 0

I used to be your secretary, but now I am

I used to be your secretary, but now I am

I am going to make this very easy for you.

I am going to make this very easy for you.

For me this is nothing more then a fashion

For me this is nothing more then a fashion

It may not be every man’s dream come true.

It may not be every man’s dream come true.

I don’t care that my train was two minutes

I don’t care that my train was two minutes

Ok hubby, I’ve written down the list of

Ok hubby, I’ve written down the list of

Thanks honey, but you can put your credit

Thanks honey, but you can put your credit

Surprise! Tonight we are having completely

Surprise! Tonight we are having completely

I’ll beat you.  I’ll beat you not.  I’ll

I’ll beat you. I’ll beat you not. I’ll

 When I take the blindfold off keep   your

When I take the blindfold off keep your

The only reason I wear these heels is because

The only reason I wear these heels is because

These were so expensive that you are now

These were so expensive that you are now

Sending you to cosmetics school was an excellent

Sending you to cosmetics school was an excellent

Listen, it’s very simple.  Stripped of

Listen, it’s very simple.  Stripped of

Honey, you’ve been doing a great job, well

Honey, you’ve been doing a great job, well

Now I own you, husband.  Hands behind your

Now I own you, husband. Hands behind your

Why the frown.  You knew that marrying a

Why the frown.  You knew that marrying a

Hurry up hubby. As soon as you finish your

Hurry up hubby. As soon as you finish your

Note reads:   Darling Hubby: put these on

Note reads:  Darling Hubby: put these on

Oh honey, no you can’t come swimming with

Oh honey, no you can’t come swimming with

That’s it.    You have succeeded in giving

That’s it.  You have succeeded in giving

Well done, hubby!  You’re first night

Well done, hubby!  You’re first night

Ok I’m off to the day spa.  You know my

Ok I’m off to the day spa. You know my

Come along.  No dawdling.  We have at least

Come along.  No dawdling.  We have at least

It’s so romantic. My husband cooked a gorgeous

It’s so romantic. My husband cooked a gorgeous

My god, you move so slow…    I know juggling

My god, you move so slow…  I know juggling

Here it is.  Clear as day.  Deny a man his

Here it is.  Clear as day. Deny a man his

Yes, I am talking to you.  The one fidgeting

Yes, I am talking to you.  The one fidgeting

I have literally no idea why you are not

I have literally no idea why you are not

It’s no joke hubby.  Take it. Seriously,

It’s no joke hubby.  Take it. Seriously,

This is the key I’m going to make you wish

This is the key I’m going to make you wish

Have a good day at work hubby.   And don’t

Have a good day at work hubby.  And don’t

Crawl over here and tell me on your knees

Crawl over here and tell me on your knees

I know baby…  I know how the feel of my

I know baby… I know how the feel of my

Ok Darling, I’ve chosen for you.  All

Ok Darling, I’ve chosen for you.  All

You’ve worked out the correlation?  Well

You’ve worked out the correlation?  Well

Darling Hubby,  Please find attached a photo

Darling Hubby, Please find attached a photo

For realsies?  You’ve learnt your rulebook

For realsies?  You’ve learnt your rulebook

I thought I heard you ask for a raise in

I thought I heard you ask for a raise in

Texting….  The last picture you sent was

Texting…. The last picture you sent was

No, you’re not allowed to visit that site

No, you’re not allowed to visit that site

Somebody seeing me play with my belt on you

Somebody seeing me play with my belt on you

This is your place, under my legs.  Get

This is your place, under my legs.  Get

This is what I want you to be thinking about

This is what I want you to be thinking about

God the bed in this spa hotel is fantastic!

God the bed in this spa hotel is fantastic!

Shhhhhh…. I have nothing on under this

Shhhhhh…. I have nothing on under this

Yes, NOW!    | Caption Credit: Uxorious

Yes, NOW!   | Caption Credit: Uxorious