Oh, that? I wouldn’t feel bad. Everybody

Oh, that? I wouldn’t feel bad. Everybody

You heard what mom said. Ever since you got

You heard what mom said. Ever since you got

Michelle, your husband is staring at me.Yeah,

Michelle, your husband is staring at me.Yeah,

I wouldn’t be so embarrassed. Gay-for-pay

I wouldn’t be so embarrassed. Gay-for-pay

Yeah, I’ll be there in a sec. I just want

Yeah, I’ll be there in a sec. I just want

My grandmother’s experiment in driving

My grandmother’s experiment in driving

What, are you rethinking your life choices

What, are you rethinking your life choices

You’re quite forward, aren’t you? Chatting

You’re quite forward, aren’t you? Chatting

Hey love. I know I promised we’d get to

Hey love. I know I promised we’d get to

No, don’t get up. He’s getting out of

No, don’t get up. He’s getting out of

Yes, just stand still for a moment. God,

Yes, just stand still for a moment. God,

Kiddo, I know it hurts, and I know it’s

Kiddo, I know it hurts, and I know it’s

On the one hand, my boyfriend is way better

On the one hand, my boyfriend is way better

No way, no backing out. We agreed that you

No way, no backing out. We agreed that you

You didn’t say anything when dad proposed

You didn’t say anything when dad proposed

I was thinking about romance in our marriage,

I was thinking about romance in our marriage,

You keep telling me how unfair it is. I’m

You keep telling me how unfair it is. I’m

My god, you’re crying. You’re actually

My god, you’re crying. You’re actually

Well I’m sorry if you misunderstood, but

Well I’m sorry if you misunderstood, but

An orgasm? After my boyfriend told me you

An orgasm? After my boyfriend told me you

Remember how I said that you absolutely weren’t

Remember how I said that you absolutely weren’t

What do you mean, what if my husband found

What do you mean, what if my husband found

Hey Mr. Quentin. Just finishing up washing

Hey Mr. Quentin. Just finishing up washing

The ad said I was looking for a submissive

The ad said I was looking for a submissive

Yes, it’s quite forward for a first date,

Yes, it’s quite forward for a first date,

You really make no fucking sense. You know

You really make no fucking sense. You know

How do I know? Seriously? Everybody knows.

How do I know? Seriously? Everybody knows.

Hey, so I finally talked to that coworker

Hey, so I finally talked to that coworker

Are you still sure you even *can* cum anymore?

Are you still sure you even *can* cum anymore?

Honey, I swear, when I contacted him on craigslist,

Honey, I swear, when I contacted him on craigslist,

Hey baby, just think about it … we’re

Hey baby, just think about it … we’re

I don’t know why you wanted to come to

I don’t know why you wanted to come to

Well, I gotta admit, you’ve really gotten

Well, I gotta admit, you’ve really gotten

Nope, just an incentive. I told you, you

Nope, just an incentive. I told you, you

I’m sorry, but I’m just going to have

I’m sorry, but I’m just going to have

You need to stop thinking of our relationship

You need to stop thinking of our relationship

Weird? It’s not the weirdest thing I’ve

Weird? It’s not the weirdest thing I’ve

Did you think our honeymoon was going to

Did you think our honeymoon was going to

Yeah Daddy, I asked him. He said no.Yes,

Yeah Daddy, I asked him. He said no.Yes,

Hey, do you remember that time I let you

Hey, do you remember that time I let you

They sometimes say tease and denial is more

They sometimes say tease and denial is more

Hey, don’t look at me. I want *you*

Hey, don’t look at me. I want *you*

We need to talk about your obedience. Just

We need to talk about your obedience. Just

Yes, I see what you’re talking about.

Yes, I see what you’re talking about.

Listen, slut. There are nights that I love

Listen, slut. There are nights that I love

Jesus fucking Christ, professor. It’s

Jesus fucking Christ, professor. It’s

Ok, yes, I admit I’m impressed. Surprised,

Ok, yes, I admit I’m impressed. Surprised,

How on Earth is our relationship “not

How on Earth is our relationship “not