Oh, that? I wouldn’t feel bad. Everybody
You heard what mom said. Ever since you got
Michelle, your husband is staring at me.Yeah,
I wouldn’t be so embarrassed. Gay-for-pay
Yeah, I’ll be there in a sec. I just want
My grandmother’s experiment in driving
What, are you rethinking your life choices
You’re quite forward, aren’t you? Chatting
Hey love. I know I promised we’d get to
No, don’t get up. He’s getting out of
Yes, just stand still for a moment. God,
Kiddo, I know it hurts, and I know it’s
On the one hand, my boyfriend is way better
No way, no backing out. We agreed that you
You didn’t say anything when dad proposed
I was thinking about romance in our marriage,
You keep telling me how unfair it is. I’m
My god, you’re crying. You’re actually
Well I’m sorry if you misunderstood, but
An orgasm? After my boyfriend told me you
Remember how I said that you absolutely weren’t
What do you mean, what if my husband found
Hey Mr. Quentin. Just finishing up washing
The ad said I was looking for a submissive
Yes, it’s quite forward for a first date,
You really make no fucking sense. You know
How do I know? Seriously? Everybody knows.
Hey, so I finally talked to that coworker
Are you still sure you even *can* cum anymore?
Honey, I swear, when I contacted him on craigslist,
Hey baby, just think about it … we’re
I don’t know why you wanted to come to
Well, I gotta admit, you’ve really gotten
Nope, just an incentive. I told you, you
I’m sorry, but I’m just going to have
You need to stop thinking of our relationship
Weird? It’s not the weirdest thing I’ve
Did you think our honeymoon was going to
Yeah Daddy, I asked him. He said no.Yes,
Hey, do you remember that time I let you
They sometimes say tease and denial is more
Hey, don’t look at me. I want *you*
We need to talk about your obedience. Just
Yes, I see what you’re talking about.
Listen, slut. There are nights that I love
Jesus fucking Christ, professor. It’s
Ok, yes, I admit I’m impressed. Surprised,
How on Earth is our relationship “not