I’m glad you’re *willing* to suck cock
I’m trying to be patient, and I know this
Yes, it was me. I’ve been spreading the
Fun Thanksgiving last night, huh? You must
Wow, that was incredible. I told you that
I’m so glad you’re home. I’ve been
Yes, there are a lot of people looking. That’s
So the bet was that if your craigslist blow
What did you think was going to happen? I
Your argument isn’t incorrect. It’s just
Oh daddy, I know it hurts, but what can I
Before we go anywhere, I want you to know,
I know you want to cum. Five months of denial
Haha, no, baby, I haven’t been answering
Of course you’re going to look at other
Yes, him. You can see him? Think I did a
Oh honey, don’t be so dramatic. Of course
Well, do you think I’m happy about being
I said you could cum again when you go *gay,*
No, not every day. I don’t always work
Hey, you’re the one who hired me. It’s
I called that porn producer today. He said
You’re thinking of orgasms as something
Gotta say that as excited as I was about
I’ve been letting folks know we’re both
Don’t feel embarrassed. It’s actually
Oh no, it’s not that I don’t care. It’s
Yeah dad, they’re coming over. The guy
I’m not getting dressed up for them, babe.
Is this what you were picturing? Tiny top
Oh I know, you’ve told me that you like
Thanks. My husband picked it out. Yep, he’s
Third house up on the left. Yeah, right here.
Him? I mean, he’s attractive enough, but
Oh yeah, that thing I had to talk to you
For sure, that’s about the biggest erection
I’d love to let you go home, but the law
Yes, I know I have a perfect ass, dad. Repeatedly
You’re done already? Wow, you’re pretty
Come on, get them off. I had a long day of
“Inappropriate”? You got some nerve.
No, I don’t need you to take over. I’m
I know you’ve been spying on the women’s
Remember my age-old conundrum? How I love
So you know, this isn’t any different from
Let me guess. You come to a resort and think
Asking for an orgasm yet again? The answer
Good, I’m changed and ready. So yeah, you’ll