Life is full of choices. And no, I’m not
I’m telling you, you should’ve seen it.
You think I look good? Yeah, so do I. I picked
I told you before that slavery isn’t some
No, it’s actually not that unusual. I’ve
Nobody becomes a slut. You’re born a slut.
Do you remember when mom used to tell me
I’ve wanted you to draw my key for a while
You meet some of the most interesting people
I don’t really think of it as work. I do
Wait, really? You’re a virgin? Why didn’t
That was such a beautiful wedding, wasn’t
Oh, honey, I know what you’ve been dreaming
You know the rules I set. If you want to
Yeah, I’m always glad to come home, dad.
Loyalty is definitely important, and it’s
My god, that place really did a number on
Being owned by a lesbian was *your* sexual
And where, exactly, do you think you’re
Oh I forgot to tell you, your brother came
Your sister said you were going to do everything
I’m sorry, but I’m your big sister, and
I’ll admit I’ve never gotten off to seeing
Oh no, not at all. Taking your orgasms away
Tracy was telling me that she thought I should
This is where I want to peg you next.Oh yes,
I’m usually too stubborn to admit I’m
Well yes, what did you think the job description
The girls were right about you. They said
I wonder if you thought submitting to a stripper
Yes, I know Stephanie and Meg give their
Him? Well, not quite my taste. I prefer a
This vacation is going to be the best ever.
I’d like to ask you about your intentions
Hey there, you’re the guy who just moved
You knew the beaches at the resort were nude-optional,
I got a call from the Orgasm Bureau this
The status of your orgasm application? Oh,
Isn’t the day after Christmas such a let
Hey there, darling. I came down the chimney.
How do I look, babe? Got you this for Christmas.
Christmas is a very special day for us as
My family is going to be here very soon,
You think I got this just for you? Well,
Ok, so I’ll be off. If drinks with the
*You* want an orgasm? Oh, come on now. Yes,
Is that your brother down there on his knees?What?
I know it’s been years since we moved,