“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear

“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear

“Are you four serial suicides and a

“Are you four serial suicides and a

“I think you look cool even when you

“I think you look cool even when you

“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t

“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t

“Your feelings for me are more obvious

“Your feelings for me are more obvious

“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt

“Are you Jonathan Small’s belt

“I bet I can make you wetter than the

“I bet I can make you wetter than the

“You’re carved into my heart

“You’re carved into my heart

“Don’t make people into heroes.

“Don’t make people into heroes.

“I’m so good with women, I don’t

“I’m so good with women, I don’t

“Your beauty is to die for…

“Your beauty is to die for…

“When you’re away, I miss you

“When you’re away, I miss you

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t

“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t

“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s

“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s

“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker.

“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker.

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Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I

“You say alone protects you, but I

“You say alone protects you, but I

“Sorry about all the music. I play

“Sorry about all the music. I play

“I would love you even if you looked

“I would love you even if you looked

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like

“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like

“My bed is cozier than John’s

“My bed is cozier than John’s

“I would make you my bride even if

“I would make you my bride even if

“You’re sweeter than the sugar

“You’re sweeter than the sugar

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pbstv: Sherlock: The Abominable Bride, a

“I’m the perfect boyfriend:

“I’m the perfect boyfriend:

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson

“I could deduce everything about you,

“I could deduce everything about you,

“So, I hear you’re abnormally

“So, I hear you’re abnormally

“Finding someone as beautiful as you

“Finding someone as beautiful as you

“If I had an unsolved murder for every

“If I had an unsolved murder for every

“Sherlock must not know anything about

“Sherlock must not know anything about

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction

“I would let Anderson write fanfiction

“I would go back in time during our

“I would go back in time during our

“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze

“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze

“Our sex is like a crime– the

“Our sex is like a crime– the

“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s

“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s

“I want to go steady with you–

“I want to go steady with you–

“I don’t just want you to be

“I don’t just want you to be

“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re

“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re

“The stage is set. The curtain rises.

“The stage is set. The curtain rises.

“Irene Adler may know what you like,

“Irene Adler may know what you like,

“You don’t need to force me

“You don’t need to force me

“I’m gonna need something bigger

“I’m gonna need something bigger

“I’m more attracted to you than

“I’m more attracted to you than

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“I’m not your housekeeper, but

“I’m not your housekeeper, but

“I promise to treat you like a queen…

“I promise to treat you like a queen…