“Let’s be Oklahomos together.”

“Let’s be Oklahomos together.”

“When I said ‘I’m just

“When I said ‘I’m just

“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with

“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with

“Waltz lessons aren’t the only

“Waltz lessons aren’t the only

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers!

“The things we’d like to do to

“The things we’d like to do to

“Stop kicking that tire… I know

“Stop kicking that tire… I know

“I’m sorry I came back from the

“I’m sorry I came back from the

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That’s an awful lot of 17s…

“Are you 051113? Because you just blew

“Are you 051113? Because you just blew

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours.

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours.

“Can I whisper how much I love you?

“Can I whisper how much I love you?

“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple

“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple

“An east wind isn’t the only

“An east wind isn’t the only

“I love you for your brain, and I’m

“I love you for your brain, and I’m

“I’d like to ‘project’

“I’d like to ‘project’

“You don’t need to use your mind

“You don’t need to use your mind

“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”

“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”

“You make me uncomprehending in the

“You make me uncomprehending in the

“How about you get off that treadmill

“How about you get off that treadmill

“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“I’d like to compromise the integrity

“I’d like to compromise the integrity

“My love for you exceeds the amount

“My love for you exceeds the amount

“I’d like to get to know you

“I’d like to get to know you

“I would come back from the dead and

“I would come back from the dead and

“If I was Madonna, would you let me

“If I was Madonna, would you let me

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I’m sorry, this was entirely my roommate’s

“I was so scared of you leaving me

“I was so scared of you leaving me

“I want to do you on the table…

“I want to do you on the table…

“Call me Redbeard, because I like it

“Call me Redbeard, because I like it

“I’d let you make me wear the

“I’d let you make me wear the

dreamingsherlock:  To celebrate 800 followers,

dreamingsherlock: To celebrate 800 followers,

“I would sprain a junkie’s arm

“I would sprain a junkie’s arm

“Call me Shezza, because I’m

“Call me Shezza, because I’m

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The best of series three (so far!) from BBC

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to

Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to

“Forget the egg chair… You should

“Forget the egg chair… You should

“My left hat bobble isn’t the

“My left hat bobble isn’t the

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grossies: (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘) Joyeuse

“I’m a high-functioning sociopath…

“I’m a high-functioning sociopath…

“You don’t need your mind palace

“You don’t need your mind palace

“I don’t care how you fell in

“I don’t care how you fell in

“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t

“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t

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cricketshuman: I love making ponies! And

“Without you, my heart feels hollower

“Without you, my heart feels hollower

“The ‘elephant in the room’

“The ‘elephant in the room’

“You don’t need to hide a blade

“You don’t need to hide a blade

“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters

“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters