Five more t-shirts now available! “Is

Five more t-shirts now available! “Is

“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and

“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and

“The game is never over. I want to

“The game is never over. I want to

Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt

Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt

“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.?

“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.?

Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt

Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt

“I bet I can make you come in less

“I bet I can make you come in less

“Even if you told me that the Western

“Even if you told me that the Western

“I don’t just do it doggy style–

“I don’t just do it doggy style–

“Let’s do a procedure where the

“Let’s do a procedure where the

The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock

The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock

“Forget Appledore… Make me your

“Forget Appledore… Make me your

“I don’t think we should wear

“I don’t think we should wear

“You may have made my arm squishy,

“You may have made my arm squishy,

“My cock is good for more than just

“My cock is good for more than just

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising

“I’ve got some pictures for you

“I’ve got some pictures for you

“Are you a complete flake who happens

“Are you a complete flake who happens

Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having

Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d

“Sherlock’s not the only one

“Sherlock’s not the only one

“Undercover about my feelings for you?

“Undercover about my feelings for you?

Threesomes solve everything.

Threesomes solve everything.

“I’d keep your chair even if

“I’d keep your chair even if

“You don’t need to YouTube to

“You don’t need to YouTube to

“I’d love you even if you only

“I’d love you even if you only

“Flicking isn’t the only thing

“Flicking isn’t the only thing

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling

“You be the potatoes and I’ll

“You be the potatoes and I’ll

“The shooting last week isn’t

“The shooting last week isn’t

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot

“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard…

“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard…

“Come with me and your teapot collection

“Come with me and your teapot collection

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal,

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal,

“Don’t worry, I’m no London

“Don’t worry, I’m no London

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bbcsherlockpickuplines: “Are you Tuesday?

“Are you Tuesday? Because I’d

“Are you Tuesday? Because I’d

This is a professional blog now. Instead

This is a professional blog now. Instead

“Forget solving crimes– I could

“Forget solving crimes– I could

“I think you’re funnier than

“I think you’re funnier than

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic

“If you married someone else, I would

“If you married someone else, I would

“The door knocker isn’t the only

“The door knocker isn’t the only

“Even if you weren’t in my division,

“Even if you weren’t in my division,

“Forget the limits– let’s

“Forget the limits– let’s

“A tire lever isn’t the only

“A tire lever isn’t the only

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“The lack of a ring when you slapped

“The lack of a ring when you slapped