“You’re so great, even my shirt
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m
“If you got away from me, I’d
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t
“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
“You give me life, and not just because
“I’m not very good at expressing
“If I was looking for a friend in a
“My love for you is #NotDead.”
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“My friendship isn’t the only
“I know you’re not some character
“The game is something, but you are
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“The Headless Nun was only headless
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof,
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“I still love you even though your
“I love you more than Sherlock loves
“People like you deserve to be kissed.
“I would jump out of a cake for you
“Wanna see my Sher-cock?”
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen
“Without you, I get so bored that I
“I would never put the doorbell in
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence.
“Not sure about having chemistry with
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“Becoming a figment of my mind palace
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel
“I’d come to your parents’
“Forget faking my genius… Want
“I’d have another row with the
“The whole world is wet to my touch,
“I would never tell you to get out
“I’ll be your housekeeper…
“Those things’ll kill you…
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock,
“I could never bear to argue with you,
“Knowing is owning, but that’s
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“Appearing in my mind palace while
“I need condoms so big, people call
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“Are you London? Because I want to
“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime