“Are you one of John’s jumpers?

“Are you one of John’s jumpers?

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican

“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican

“My mustache isn’t the only thing

“My mustache isn’t the only thing

“When you called me ‘nurse,’

“When you called me ‘nurse,’

“I’d help you hunt down a hound

“I’d help you hunt down a hound

“My last name may be Small, but my

“My last name may be Small, but my

“You should come home with me instead.

“You should come home with me instead.

“You make me more out of breath than

“You make me more out of breath than

“If you’re Henry Knight, can

“If you’re Henry Knight, can

“If you left me, I’d do anything

“If you left me, I’d do anything

“The game is on… Will you play

“The game is on… Will you play

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak,

“If you think Sherlock’s a freak,

“Wanna go have a drink on every street

“Wanna go have a drink on every street

“I’m like Anderson’s beard…

“I’m like Anderson’s beard…

“I’ll walk your dog… Even

“I’ll walk your dog… Even

“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because

“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because

“theimprobableone will use capital

“theimprobableone will use capital

“I’d rather look at you than

“I’d rather look at you than

“You make me more speechless than John

“You make me more speechless than John

“Do you want to see some More-iarty

“Do you want to see some More-iarty

“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”

“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock

The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock

The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock

The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock

“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call

“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call

“I don’t mind if you’re

“I don’t mind if you’re

“Your smile shines brighter than an

“Your smile shines brighter than an

“Stabbing isn’t the only thing

“Stabbing isn’t the only thing

“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”

“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”

“I want to Lestraddle you.”

“I want to Lestraddle you.”

“Solving crimes isn’t the only

“Solving crimes isn’t the only

“I don’t need Anderson’s

“I don’t need Anderson’s

“I’m going to write you a love

“I’m going to write you a love

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Looky what I found while grabbing a screencap

“We think you’re smoking, and

“We think you’re smoking, and

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll

“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll

“Let’s have a relationship that’s

“Let’s have a relationship that’s

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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I

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bespoke-sockmonkeyhat: It will be 90 minutes.

“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”

“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”

“Baby got #221back.”

“Baby got #221back.”

“When I asked if you came for me, I

“When I asked if you came for me, I

“You always feel love, but you don’t

“You always feel love, but you don’t

“I would let you call me Myc.”

“I would let you call me Myc.”

“Is there a ball under my armpit, or

“Is there a ball under my armpit, or

“I would disguise myself as a French

“I would disguise myself as a French

“I would love you even if you messed

“I would love you even if you messed