“You can imagine the Christmas dinners,
“I only have earbuds for you.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want
“I bet you can make me scream…
“I see you frequent Speedy’s
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“I would love you even if you canonically
“People are basically fond, but not
“Redbeard isn’t the only one
“I would solve a skip code and steal
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker…
“My anaconda don’t want none
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker
“I would love you even if you made
“I’m a fan of yours– type
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom
“Why don’t you go ‘right
“I want you wrapped around me more
“Being without you is worse than going
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna
“Without you, my heart is as broken
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is
“I would turn back your watch during
“I heard you like a man in uniform,
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“Would you still love me even though
“Without you, my heart is like the
“I would spend the night at your place
“I want to have more meetings with
“I’m not your housekeeper. The
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you
“I’d love to get mail from you,
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“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but
“You make me come to life like the
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“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because
“I guess people can stop calling me
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you
“I calculate that there are thirteen
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“Why bother telling me what I should
“I’ve fallen for you more times