“You’re hotter than The Dynamics

“You’re hotter than The Dynamics

“Why don’t you play Operation

“Why don’t you play Operation

“My text alert isn’t the only

“My text alert isn’t the only

“I always hear ‘suck my face’

“I always hear ‘suck my face’

“You’re the West to my Wood.”

“You’re the West to my Wood.”

“If you be my goldfish, I promise to

“If you be my goldfish, I promise to

“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d

“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d

“My anaconda don’t want none

“My anaconda don’t want none

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just

“I wish I was Irene’s phone just

“You make me blush so much, my face

“You make me blush so much, my face

“I think you’re cooler than the

“I think you’re cooler than the

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Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered…

“I would punch the chief superintendent

“I would punch the chief superintendent

“The thought of being without you scares

“The thought of being without you scares

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sherlockology: Surprise! Today has seen

“May the problems of your future be

“May the problems of your future be

“It’s a bit rude that noise,

“It’s a bit rude that noise,

“Why have a meat dagger when you can

“Why have a meat dagger when you can

“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A.

“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A.

“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”

“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”

“If you think the wait in between seasons

“If you think the wait in between seasons

“You make me wetter than a fireplace

“You make me wetter than a fireplace

“I fell for you harder than Rupert

“I fell for you harder than Rupert

“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because

“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because

“My love for you isn’t like Lord

“My love for you isn’t like Lord

“Being without you hurts worse than

“Being without you hurts worse than

“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s

“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s

“Don’t hate the dragon slayer.

“Don’t hate the dragon slayer.

“I love you more than Carl Powers loved

“I love you more than Carl Powers loved

“I would kick my parents out if you

“I would kick my parents out if you

“My love for you is bigger than Henry

“My love for you is bigger than Henry

“Makeover queen? No, I’m the

“Makeover queen? No, I’m the

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Happy Halloween, Tumblr! I mustache that

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.”

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.”

“Let’s adopt cats together…

“Let’s adopt cats together…

“I’d let a strange woman abduct

“I’d let a strange woman abduct

“You don’t need Connie Prince.

“You don’t need Connie Prince.

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“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper

“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper

“You could make me feel alive even

“You could make me feel alive even

“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t

“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t

“I’d watch Glee for you.”

“I’d watch Glee for you.”

“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”

“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”

“When I said I’d get you off,

“When I said I’d get you off,

“Forget the crime scene… The

“Forget the crime scene… The

“I heard you want the D… and

“I heard you want the D… and

“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’

“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’