“You’re hotter than The Dynamics
“Why don’t you play Operation
“My text alert isn’t the only
“I always hear ‘suck my face’
“You’re the West to my Wood.”
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d
“My anaconda don’t want none
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just
“You make me blush so much, my face
“I think you’re cooler than the
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“I would punch the chief superintendent
“The thought of being without you scares
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“May the problems of your future be
“It’s a bit rude that noise,
“Why have a meat dagger when you can
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A.
“Wanna see my secret tattoo?”
“If you think the wait in between seasons
“You make me wetter than a fireplace
“I fell for you harder than Rupert
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because
“My love for you isn’t like Lord
“Being without you hurts worse than
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer.
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved
“I would kick my parents out if you
“My love for you is bigger than Henry
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the
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“Whip me like one of your dead girls.”
“Let’s adopt cats together…
“I’d let a strange woman abduct
“You don’t need Connie Prince.
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“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper
“You could make me feel alive even
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t
“I’d watch Glee for you.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“When I said I’d get you off,
“Forget the crime scene… The
“I heard you want the D… and
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’