“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans,
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your
“Do you like solving crimes? Because
“I don’t know about Sherlock,
“I would take off my clothes for you
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“Because you know I’m all about
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“I would name my daughter after you
“My mind palace can’t even contain
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“I’m not a dragon for you to
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“Let’s get on your laptop and
“I want to be the first one you call
“I want to be your boyfriend more than
“You are a man, and good at it…
“I would date a sociopath just to make
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor,
“I know your friends don’t all
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll
“Lestrade will find his division before
“You don’t have to show me beheadings
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would
“You’re the only cabbie whose
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“I hope our relationship lasts longer
“What’s your star sign? I don’t
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton
Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate),
“I bet I can make you thirstier than
“Forget Andrew West’s missile
“I cannot eliminate being with you,
“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”
“So… I heard you like people
“Which hurt more: When you fell from
“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”