“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans,

“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans,

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found

“Sentiment is a chemical defect found

“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your

“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your

“Do you like solving crimes? Because

“Do you like solving crimes? Because

“I don’t know about Sherlock,

“I don’t know about Sherlock,

“I would take off my clothes for you

“I would take off my clothes for you

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Even more valentines now in stock! (Unless

“You’ve seen what these fingernails

“You’ve seen what these fingernails

“Because you know I’m all about

“Because you know I’m all about

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MORE VALENTINE CARDS NOW IN STOCK! “Wanna

“I would name my daughter after you

“I would name my daughter after you

“My mind palace can’t even contain

“My mind palace can’t even contain

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More valentine updates! All of your requests

“Why have a goldfish when you can have

“Why have a goldfish when you can have

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Update on the valentines! So here’s

“I’m not a dragon for you to

“I’m not a dragon for you to

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those

“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”

“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”

“Let’s get on your laptop and

“Let’s get on your laptop and

“I want to be the first one you call

“I want to be the first one you call

“I want to be your boyfriend more than

“I want to be your boyfriend more than

“You are a man, and good at it…

“You are a man, and good at it…

“I would date a sociopath just to make

“I would date a sociopath just to make

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor,

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor,

“I know your friends don’t all

“I know your friends don’t all

“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll

“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll

“Lestrade will find his division before

“Lestrade will find his division before

“You don’t have to show me beheadings

“You don’t have to show me beheadings

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“Is recreational scolding your division?”

“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would

“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would

“You’re the only cabbie whose

“You’re the only cabbie whose

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Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for

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The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new

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Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles,

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles,

The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

“I hope our relationship lasts longer

“I hope our relationship lasts longer

“What’s your star sign? I don’t

“What’s your star sign? I don’t

“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton

“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton

Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate),

Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate),

“I bet I can make you thirstier than

“I bet I can make you thirstier than

“Forget Andrew West’s missile

“Forget Andrew West’s missile

“I cannot eliminate being with you,

“I cannot eliminate being with you,

“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”

“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”

“So… I heard you like people

“So… I heard you like people

“Which hurt more: When you fell from

“Which hurt more: When you fell from

“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack

“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack

“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”

“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”