“I don’t take sugar in my coffee,

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee,

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted

“I bet I could lick your face way better

“I bet I could lick your face way better

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do

“Your love is more intoxicating than

“Your love is more intoxicating than

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bbcsherlockpickuplines: Work it, Mummy Holmes!

“I would name my daughter after you

“I would name my daughter after you

“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because

“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because

“If you were my husband, I would never

“If you were my husband, I would never

“I bet you could warm my heart even

“I bet you could warm my heart even

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because

“I’ve waited for you longer

“I’ve waited for you longer

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my

“Unlike my coat, I just need one of

“Unlike my coat, I just need one of

“I don’t do anonymous clients,

“I don’t do anonymous clients,

“Don’t worry, I’m not

“Don’t worry, I’m not

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland

“Solving crimes isn’t the only

“Solving crimes isn’t the only

“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t

“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t

“I’ve not been murdered yet,

“I’ve not been murdered yet,

“Your loss would break my heart even

“Your loss would break my heart even

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The top pick-up lines from every major character

“I’ve fallen for you more times

“I’ve fallen for you more times

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“You don’t need to decipher

“You don’t need to decipher

“I may make you take a separate cab,

“I may make you take a separate cab,

“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“

“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“

“You’re so hot, (hot damn),

“You’re so hot, (hot damn),

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft?

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft?

“Beauty is a construct based entirely

“Beauty is a construct based entirely

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m

“If you’ll excuse me, I’m

“It’s okay– you don’t

“It’s okay– you don’t

“You should pop ‘round to Baker

“You should pop ‘round to Baker

This is just a test to see whether or not

This is just a test to see whether or not

“I’m so shocked by your beauty,

“I’m so shocked by your beauty,

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Happy April Fool’s Day, followers!

“One more miracle, for me, please…

“One more miracle, for me, please…

“You can’t be allowed to continue

“You can’t be allowed to continue

“A nice murder normally cheers me up,

“A nice murder normally cheers me up,

“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s

“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian

“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian

“I’m hung better than the dummy

“I’m hung better than the dummy

“If the man with the key is king, you

“If the man with the key is king, you

“I’m sorry I let it all slide…

“I’m sorry I let it all slide…

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge

“I’m so glad I’m not

“I’m so glad I’m not

“If I said I didn’t love you,

“If I said I didn’t love you,