“It was hard choosing between the two

“It was hard choosing between the two

“If you were a dismembered country

“If you were a dismembered country

“When I said ‘the dog one,’

“When I said ‘the dog one,’

“If you think the illustrator’s

“If you think the illustrator’s

“Mycroft says that you have the brain

“Mycroft says that you have the brain

“John says I’m a machine…

“John says I’m a machine…

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s

“Just call me a Baskerville Hound,

“Just call me a Baskerville Hound,

“When you said you were on tinder,

“When you said you were on tinder,

“You’re the fence to my John…

“You’re the fence to my John…

“Why have Lestrade when you can have

“Why have Lestrade when you can have

“I know you like to hold your umbrella

“I know you like to hold your umbrella

“I want you in my life more permanently

“I want you in my life more permanently

“You don’t need to manipulate

“You don’t need to manipulate

“Sherlock can survive without food

“Sherlock can survive without food

“Without you, my world is as dark as

“Without you, my world is as dark as

“You’re the stars to my Sherlock:

“You’re the stars to my Sherlock:

“I would marry you even if your proposal

“I would marry you even if your proposal

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bbcsherlockpickuplines: Happy Father’s

“I love you more than Sherlock loves

“I love you more than Sherlock loves

“You’re not like Magnussen’s

“You’re not like Magnussen’s

“I know you’re for real…

“I know you’re for real…

“Without you, I’m lonelier than

“Without you, I’m lonelier than

“I’m sorry you don’t

“I’m sorry you don’t

“‘Vatican cameos’ can

“‘Vatican cameos’ can

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reading-is-breathing25: bbcsherlockpickuplines:

“Returning your coat isn’t my

“Returning your coat isn’t my

“I bet I can find your G spot quicker

“I bet I can find your G spot quicker

“You’re more fun than a woman

“You’re more fun than a woman

“I want to text you more often than

“I want to text you more often than

“Wanna come to my Mori-party?”

“Wanna come to my Mori-party?”

“You’re hotter than the bonfire

“You’re hotter than the bonfire

“You don’t need to make me inhale

“You don’t need to make me inhale

“The handle of my umbrella isn’t

“The handle of my umbrella isn’t

“Is your last name Morstan? Because

“Is your last name Morstan? Because

“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s

“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s

“I would let you take a bite of my

“I would let you take a bite of my

“I don’t care if you’re

“I don’t care if you’re

“My shirt buttons may strain to get

“My shirt buttons may strain to get

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea,

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea,

“Are you Anderson? Because I want to

“Are you Anderson? Because I want to

“Someone stalking me isn’t the

“Someone stalking me isn’t the

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s

“You’re more addictive than

“You’re more addictive than

“You don’t need to be a vicar

“You don’t need to be a vicar

“So, I heard you want the D…

“So, I heard you want the D…

“I would help fix the afferent neurons

“I would help fix the afferent neurons

“I love you more than Mycroft loves

“I love you more than Mycroft loves