“I may not know that the Earth revolves
“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs?
“You stole my heart like Eddie Van
“We can’t eat in the kitchen
“Writing my best man speech for your
“I don’t just want the D…
“If you’d like, I can ensure
“Crap telly and chill?â€
“No, that’s not a British Army
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can
“The man with the key is king. How’d
“I want to experiment with you…
“So, you think my mouth looks too small
“I am the closest thing to a friend
“You’re more hip than the body
“Is your name Janine? Because I would
“Me without you is like a deerstalker
“I may be king in this world of locked
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper,
“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded
“You’re hotter than a shoddy
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on,
“My coat collar isn’t the only
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft.
“I want you to ‘meat’
“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.â€
“If you thought I didn’t love
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d
“The game is on. Will you be my player
“Get a room? Nah, let’s get
“I would love you even if you peed
“I’m your biggest fan-derson.â€
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock
“Unlike my work for the British government,
“I don’t have friends, just
“You make me want to scrub your floors
“It’s fine. It’s all
“Oscillation on the pavement means
“Anderson, face the other way. You’re
“If you can always tell a good Chinese
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can
“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com…
“John says I tend to rub people up
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock?
“I put the D in Adler.â€Submitted
“Forget finding the country squire’s
“I’m not a plot device…
“Broadly speaking, I’d like