“I may not know that the Earth revolves

“I may not know that the Earth revolves

“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs?

“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs?

“You stole my heart like Eddie Van

“You stole my heart like Eddie Van

“We can’t eat in the kitchen

“We can’t eat in the kitchen

“Writing my best man speech for your

“Writing my best man speech for your

“I don’t just want the D…

“I don’t just want the D…

“If you’d like, I can ensure

“If you’d like, I can ensure

“Crap telly and chill?”

“Crap telly and chill?”

“No, that’s not a British Army

“No, that’s not a British Army

“My suit may be Westwood, but I can

“My suit may be Westwood, but I can

“The man with the key is king. How’d

“The man with the key is king. How’d

“I want to experiment with you…

“I want to experiment with you…

“So, you think my mouth looks too small

“So, you think my mouth looks too small

“I am the closest thing to a friend

“I am the closest thing to a friend

“You’re more hip than the body

“You’re more hip than the body

“Is your name Janine? Because I would

“Is your name Janine? Because I would

“Me without you is like a deerstalker

“Me without you is like a deerstalker

“I may be king in this world of locked

“I may be king in this world of locked

“I must be 221b’s wallpaper,

“I must be 221b’s wallpaper,

“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded

“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded

“You’re hotter than a shoddy

“You’re hotter than a shoddy

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on,

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on,

“My coat collar isn’t the only

“My coat collar isn’t the only

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft.

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft.

“I want you to ‘meat’

“I want you to ‘meat’

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“If you thought I didn’t love

“If you thought I didn’t love

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d

“The game is on. Will you be my player

“The game is on. Will you be my player

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get

“I would love you even if you peed

“I would love you even if you peed

“I’m your biggest fan-derson.”

“I’m your biggest fan-derson.”

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock

“Unlike my work for the British government,

“Unlike my work for the British government,

“I don’t have friends, just

“I don’t have friends, just

“You make me want to scrub your floors

“You make me want to scrub your floors

“It’s fine. It’s all

“It’s fine. It’s all

“Oscillation on the pavement means

“Oscillation on the pavement means

“Anderson, face the other way. You’re

“Anderson, face the other way. You’re

“If you can always tell a good Chinese

“If you can always tell a good Chinese

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can

“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com…

“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com…

“John says I tend to rub people up

“John says I tend to rub people up

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock?

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock?

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted

“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted

“Forget finding the country squire’s

“Forget finding the country squire’s

“I’m not a plot device…

“I’m not a plot device…

“Broadly speaking, I’d like

“Broadly speaking, I’d like