averydirtyoldman: Judging by the illustration I’d say the author’s recommendation is to wander around in the woods until you find a gingerbread house and then start eating it. Hmmmm, and maybe a wicked old man comes out, grabs Useless, drags her

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averydirtyoldman: Judging by the illustration I’d say the author’s recommendation is to wander around in the woods until you find a gingerbread house and then start eating it. Hmmmm, and maybe a wicked old man comes out, grabs Useless, drags her

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