It’s never too late to have a happy childhood

It’s never too late to have a happy childhood

Whenever you’re in the mood for weirdness

Whenever you’re in the mood for weirdness

I’ll have the party waiting

I’ll have the party waiting

And they fit purrfecty

And they fit purrfecty

Sorry I asked

Sorry I asked

Foiled by the fitted sheet

Foiled by the fitted sheet

And what sweet little scrunchies they are

And what sweet little scrunchies they are

Serenity ascending

Serenity ascending

Melancholy cottontail

Melancholy cottontail

High class hibernation (guest rooms at IceHotel,

High class hibernation (guest rooms at IceHotel,

My brain cells can’t keep replicating that

My brain cells can’t keep replicating that

You gotta know when to fold ’em

You gotta know when to fold ’em

And you’re probably too lumpy for consumption

And you’re probably too lumpy for consumption

Competition in the food chain

Competition in the food chain

And they laughed all the way to the bank

And they laughed all the way to the bank

Time for a flip-flop … five day weekend,

Time for a flip-flop … five day weekend,

Maybe next week

Maybe next week

Have a mimosa … it’ll save you from

Have a mimosa … it’ll save you from

Hustle yer ass, slave

Hustle yer ass, slave

Feelin’ pretty fuzzy

Feelin’ pretty fuzzy

Or just inhale it if you prefer

Or just inhale it if you prefer

Nature’s call — sleepus interruptus

Nature’s call — sleepus interruptus

And he never looked back

And he never looked back

In the event of an emergency, you’re on

In the event of an emergency, you’re on

What you see is not always what you get

What you see is not always what you get

Stick with me babe, we’ll go places

Stick with me babe, we’ll go places

Bark first, ask questions later

Bark first, ask questions later

Sometimes simpler is better

Sometimes simpler is better

Upper crust crapper

Upper crust crapper

Need to come down from all this blow

Need to come down from all this blow

Cry me a river

Cry me a river

A delicious aroma

A delicious aroma

Coffee and conversation — a delightful

Coffee and conversation — a delightful

I have end of week deafness syndrome

I have end of week deafness syndrome

I just may be a slow learner…

I just may be a slow learner…

Protecting the customers’ best interests

Protecting the customers’ best interests

Literary wit

Literary wit

Best buds nap time

Best buds nap time

Your guilty feet are showing

Your guilty feet are showing

Dammit … all he ever talks about is

Dammit … all he ever talks about is

Happy no hump day

Happy no hump day

Every day serves a purpose

Every day serves a purpose

Who you callin’ chicken?!

Who you callin’ chicken?!

I cannot comprehend this chaos

I cannot comprehend this chaos

If it fits, I sits

If it fits, I sits

The winter blahs have officially arrived

The winter blahs have officially arrived

He’s got a real abrasive sense of humour

He’s got a real abrasive sense of humour

All reasonable substitutes accepted

All reasonable substitutes accepted