It’s never too late to have a happy childhood
Whenever you’re in the mood for weirdness
I’ll have the party waiting
And they fit purrfecty
Sorry I asked
Foiled by the fitted sheet
And what sweet little scrunchies they are
Serenity ascending
Melancholy cottontail
High class hibernation (guest rooms at IceHotel,
My brain cells can’t keep replicating that
You gotta know when to fold ’em
And you’re probably too lumpy for consumption
Competition in the food chain
And they laughed all the way to the bank
Time for a flip-flop … five day weekend,
Maybe next week
Have a mimosa … it’ll save you from
Hustle yer ass, slave
Feelin’ pretty fuzzy
Or just inhale it if you prefer
Nature’s call — sleepus interruptus
And he never looked back
In the event of an emergency, you’re on
What you see is not always what you get
Stick with me babe, we’ll go places
Bark first, ask questions later
Sometimes simpler is better
Upper crust crapper
Need to come down from all this blow
Cry me a river
A delicious aroma
Coffee and conversation — a delightful
I have end of week deafness syndrome
I just may be a slow learner…
Protecting the customers’ best interests
Literary wit
Best buds nap time
Your guilty feet are showing
Dammit … all he ever talks about is
Happy no hump day
Every day serves a purpose
Who you callin’ chicken?!
I cannot comprehend this chaos
If it fits, I sits
The winter blahs have officially arrived
He’s got a real abrasive sense of humour
All reasonable substitutes accepted