What a large volume of adventures may be

What a large volume of adventures may be

He looks so cold, and yet he’s got a fur

He looks so cold, and yet he’s got a fur

Enjoying winter you are, yes, hmmm?

Enjoying winter you are, yes, hmmm?

’Cuz she’s a fake bitch, that’s why

’Cuz she’s a fake bitch, that’s why

Smile for your fans

Smile for your fans

If you gotta work, may as well get the results

If you gotta work, may as well get the results

Shall we dance?

Shall we dance?

Concentrate on the moving train …

Concentrate on the moving train …

A little fresh air will clear your mind (climbing

A little fresh air will clear your mind (climbing

Winter hideaway

Winter hideaway

… but keep it on a leash

… but keep it on a leash

One big blank

One big blank

Greek mythology is apparently alive and

Greek mythology is apparently alive and

Back when the quest took minutes instead

Back when the quest took minutes instead

Not if I’ve got anything to say about it

Not if I’ve got anything to say about it

Yeah, what a shame

Yeah, what a shame

Astounding artistry (Gorilla likeness sculpted

Astounding artistry (Gorilla likeness sculpted

Ever feel like you’re being watched?

Ever feel like you’re being watched?

The boy ain’t hungover; the boy’s still

The boy ain’t hungover; the boy’s still

Life’s most powerful teacher

Life’s most powerful teacher

Dust bunny avoidance

Dust bunny avoidance

Fresh start

Fresh start

A wish for the world

A wish for the world

Consider the possibilities …..

Consider the possibilities …..

A little respect for the suffering, if you

A little respect for the suffering, if you

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Here’s to survival

Here’s to survival

Hugs and kisses to everyone and a very Happy

Hugs and kisses to everyone and a very Happy

Same old Tard, different year

Same old Tard, different year

There goes that diet theory

There goes that diet theory

Methinks 2013 overstayed its welcome

Methinks 2013 overstayed its welcome

A challenge to the inebriated  ;)

A challenge to the inebriated  ;)

Wishing you starfish dreams

Wishing you starfish dreams

Tower o’ bubbly

Tower o’ bubbly

High five for a brand new year

High five for a brand new year

Hammer time

Hammer time

Ring my chime

Ring my chime

Line ’em up and knock ’em back

Line ’em up and knock ’em back

Spark up that snow-bong and let’s party!

Spark up that snow-bong and let’s party!

Quick, hide the chocolate and bacon

Quick, hide the chocolate and bacon

I’m ready … floor it!

I’m ready … floor it!

Exempting himself from potential blame

Exempting himself from potential blame

Vastly improves the view

Vastly improves the view

Things go better with coke … err,

Things go better with coke … err,

Or be Pippin, if you prefer

Or be Pippin, if you prefer

Better luck next year

Better luck next year

Let the good times pour

Let the good times pour

Slight alterations from Ang Lee’s version

Slight alterations from Ang Lee’s version