Givin’ them kids some good book smarts

Givin’ them kids some good book smarts

Just in case you’re having a rough week,

Just in case you’re having a rough week,

Poetic reminder

Poetic reminder

Circumstantial evidence

Circumstantial evidence

Super woman defeats her foes

Super woman defeats her foes

Problem solved

Problem solved

Get ready for another wild ride

Get ready for another wild ride

Twisted perspective

Twisted perspective

Get with the program, human

Get with the program, human

Wake me when it’s Wednesday

Wake me when it’s Wednesday

Your move

Your move

Smile for the camera

Smile for the camera

It’s all in the attitude

It’s all in the attitude

And wine … lots more wine

And wine … lots more wine

Shortest fairytale ever

Shortest fairytale ever

I think I hear the Joker howling with hysterical

I think I hear the Joker howling with hysterical

Philosophical foodie

Philosophical foodie

Ribbit

Ribbit

Best be keepin’ yer paws to yerself, boy

Best be keepin’ yer paws to yerself, boy

Exorcism in progress, please wait

Exorcism in progress, please wait

This horror story proudly sponsored by your

This horror story proudly sponsored by your

Demonic misunderstanding

Demonic misunderstanding

K9 crew on watch

K9 crew on watch

Looks like she’s got a handle on how that

Looks like she’s got a handle on how that

Scaredy cats

Scaredy cats

I’m a bloodhound, not a shithound

I’m a bloodhound, not a shithound

Mother Earth hates cheap art

Mother Earth hates cheap art

Hendrix the hero

Hendrix the hero

A stagehand’s work is never done

A stagehand’s work is never done

That’s the spirit

That’s the spirit

Hiding your face won’t help

Hiding your face won’t help

Working to protect the innocent

Working to protect the innocent

Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day

Your magaritas are safe from this one

Your magaritas are safe from this one

And a new TV … and mattress …

And a new TV … and mattress …

There’s a fortune I could handle

There’s a fortune I could handle

As easy as flying

As easy as flying

Undesirable passenger

Undesirable passenger

Don’t forget to stop and smell the flowers

Don’t forget to stop and smell the flowers

Little Sir Kid Rock

Little Sir Kid Rock

Your stupid is showing

Your stupid is showing

Age … it sneaks up on ya

Age … it sneaks up on ya

Gonna lose this round

Gonna lose this round

Mayhem by macro or micro

Mayhem by macro or micro

Denial of decorum

Denial of decorum

Try back in an hour

Try back in an hour

That about sums it up

That about sums it up

Not an early riser

Not an early riser