Caramels happily accepted

Caramels happily accepted

Damn human always messin’ with my fun

Damn human always messin’ with my fun

You can NEVER have too much PB

You can NEVER have too much PB

Yarn bombing extraordinaire

Yarn bombing extraordinaire

Subtle little hints

Subtle little hints

You looked smaller when I let you out

You looked smaller when I let you out

Life’s little challenges

Life’s little challenges

The Captain is pleased with your progress

The Captain is pleased with your progress

Shrek and Fiona must be around here someplace…

Shrek and Fiona must be around here someplace…

Freedom has many faces

Freedom has many faces

Inevitable monotony

Inevitable monotony

Whip it good

Whip it good

Some superhero YOU are

Some superhero YOU are

That explains most of my crew

That explains most of my crew

YER SQUISHIN ME, DAMMIT

YER SQUISHIN ME, DAMMIT

Raw reveal

Raw reveal

Singles ads suck

Singles ads suck

Nag, nag, nag

Nag, nag, nag

Single file lads, if you please, thank you

Single file lads, if you please, thank you

Damn good stuff, don’t stop now

Damn good stuff, don’t stop now

The bath demon has arisen

The bath demon has arisen

No wonder I’m always dizzy

No wonder I’m always dizzy

You said it would be fun … you lied

You said it would be fun … you lied

All show and no go

All show and no go

Stunned into speechlessness

Stunned into speechlessness

Logic prevails

Logic prevails

Shoulda used instagram

Shoulda used instagram

Been a helluva week

Been a helluva week

Later, Mo

Later, Mo

The best laid plans of mice and men

The best laid plans of mice and men

The choice is clear

The choice is clear

Famous last words

Famous last words

Get a real life, willya?

Get a real life, willya?

He who observes, learns

He who observes, learns

Sexy nips, babe

Sexy nips, babe

This working for a living crap sucks

This working for a living crap sucks

Rock solid advice

Rock solid advice

Heavy metal bird of prey

Heavy metal bird of prey

Life’s little unavoidable indignities

Life’s little unavoidable indignities

Choose your genre wisely

Choose your genre wisely

Next time I’ll just ask myself

Next time I’ll just ask myself

Yep, they definitely look baked

Yep, they definitely look baked

Irish eyes

Irish eyes

Powerful reflection

Powerful reflection

Imperceptible predator

Imperceptible predator

Damn hitchhikers

Damn hitchhikers

Not, knot, naught

Not, knot, naught

Bloody hell…

Bloody hell…