Another sparkling night in Italy (photographed

Another sparkling night in Italy (photographed

Aloha WEEKEND

Aloha WEEKEND

Just gimme a minute, willya?

Just gimme a minute, willya?

Now that’s what I call a double entendre

Now that’s what I call a double entendre

Who, me?

Who, me?

Phenomenal pyrotechnics

Phenomenal pyrotechnics

Dat boy must be the cause of global warming,

Dat boy must be the cause of global warming,

Polly wanna ruffled shirt?

Polly wanna ruffled shirt?

Her new mane man

Her new mane man

Dammit.

Dammit.

Extolling maturity

Extolling maturity

Please insert appropriate appendage

Please insert appropriate appendage

Woodland retreat

Woodland retreat

With a smile, if you please

With a smile, if you please

No denying the truth

No denying the truth

Left brain vs. right brain

Left brain vs. right brain

I think that may help, thanks

I think that may help, thanks

The sad ebb of enthusiasm

The sad ebb of enthusiasm

Guys — no need to lay it on so thick

Guys — no need to lay it on so thick

When you see it, you’ll shit bricks

When you see it, you’ll shit bricks

It’s as necessary to my survival as you

It’s as necessary to my survival as you

Top that, stupid cat

Top that, stupid cat

Gonna start peeing in the ktichen

Gonna start peeing in the ktichen

Simplified instructions needed

Simplified instructions needed

At the appropriate time of day, of course

At the appropriate time of day, of course

Enjoy your twigburger

Enjoy your twigburger

I ain’t near done with you yet, dammit

I ain’t near done with you yet, dammit

Puddle pup

Puddle pup

Lost in a crowd (pelicans, Gold Coast, Australia)

Lost in a crowd (pelicans, Gold Coast, Australia)

Red dot mayhem in 3 … 2 … 1

Red dot mayhem in 3 … 2 … 1

Okay, now that’s just creepy

Okay, now that’s just creepy

Given the opportunity, you know they will

Given the opportunity, you know they will

In fact, you’re practically quadriplegic

In fact, you’re practically quadriplegic

“Shall we dance?”“I’d be delighted!”

“Shall we dance?”“I’d be delighted!”

We all have a few

We all have a few

Like a boss

Like a boss

Stalking the morning

Stalking the morning

Breakfast of champions

Breakfast of champions

Fascination factor

Fascination factor

Keep it down, willya?

Keep it down, willya?

Good thing he has cuteness appeal

Good thing he has cuteness appeal

The past looks more appealing every day

The past looks more appealing every day

Water fight!!

Water fight!!

Criminals are herewith condemned

Criminals are herewith condemned

Hold onto yer shorts

Hold onto yer shorts

Okay, so you like ice cream — no need to

Okay, so you like ice cream — no need to

My fave cast at ComicCon

My fave cast at ComicCon

I must obtain his secret formula

I must obtain his secret formula