No, and if you ask again, you’re walking

No, and if you ask again, you’re walking

Tried and true methods

Tried and true methods

Summer pedi-perils

Summer pedi-perils

On the bright side, we’re halfway through

On the bright side, we’re halfway through

My beauty marks come from battles I’ve

My beauty marks come from battles I’ve

Haunting vista

Haunting vista

We find your colour offensive

We find your colour offensive

Senior shaming

Senior shaming

Not how I remember them

Not how I remember them

Well, medical community? We’re waiting

Well, medical community? We’re waiting

The secret’s out

The secret’s out

Imprisonment of innocence

Imprisonment of innocence

Hold this, slave, while I check my tumblr

Hold this, slave, while I check my tumblr

Batman was here

Batman was here

Syllable inclusiveness

Syllable inclusiveness

Don’t forget your extension cord

Don’t forget your extension cord

Paradise found (Maalifushi Resort, Thaa Atoll,

Paradise found (Maalifushi Resort, Thaa Atoll,

Goin’ for a personal best

Goin’ for a personal best

Inadvertent exercise

Inadvertent exercise

Sexual exploitation at its finest

Sexual exploitation at its finest

A pun is the lowest form of humour …

A pun is the lowest form of humour …

Does a bear pee in the woods?

Does a bear pee in the woods?

Hot enough for ya?

Hot enough for ya?

High five, bro (greeting the Humpback whales

High five, bro (greeting the Humpback whales

Parting is such sweet sorrow

Parting is such sweet sorrow

Leavin’ a large mark

Leavin’ a large mark

The big blue

The big blue

The boys in the band (The Beatles in 1968)

The boys in the band (The Beatles in 1968)

Let the music play

Let the music play

Great start to a beautiful summer day

Great start to a beautiful summer day

When all else fails …

When all else fails …

WTF?! What marketing Einstein came up with

WTF?! What marketing Einstein came up with

Damn paparazzi

Damn paparazzi

They never do anything by halves

They never do anything by halves

Powerless against the lure of cardboard

Powerless against the lure of cardboard

That puts an interesting spin on the concept

That puts an interesting spin on the concept

Ornate entryway

Ornate entryway

As if we didn’t already know …

As if we didn’t already know …

Sorry, my fingers tripped

Sorry, my fingers tripped

Who’s a cute widdle wookie-poo??

Who’s a cute widdle wookie-poo??

Best keep your distance (Anak Krakatau [Krakatoa]

Best keep your distance (Anak Krakatau [Krakatoa]

Good manners vs. bad manners

Good manners vs. bad manners

Open road yearnings

Open road yearnings

Researching a new storyline, perhaps? (William

Researching a new storyline, perhaps? (William

Consider yourself warned

Consider yourself warned

Hang on, just gotta check my shutter speed

Hang on, just gotta check my shutter speed

Don’t look at the flowers, Norman

Don’t look at the flowers, Norman

One glass a night is all I need

One glass a night is all I need