Congratulations on being an idiot
I have seen the future … and it’s
Very appropriate cubicle
You’ve made a convincing argument
All a man could wish for and more
Perfect snack for tonight’s festivities
Who will be the next to fall?
The more things change, the more they stay
Hope she never breeds … she may think
It’s all in the perspective
With ears like that, you’d think your hearing
Forlorn confessions
Naïve joy vs. cynical suspicion
One less thing to look forward to
Card’s gettin’ pretty full, fuzzface
Lovin’ this iconic “most Canadian photo
I know that feeling
Typical Monday morning traffic
Sorry if this comes as a surprise
Seasonal chapeau
Being warm vs. looking cool
I is not a pussy willow
Bring it on
Desperation is setting in for some folks
The luck o’ the Irish to you
Special privileges extended to bring good
Warrior princess and her Celtic quiver
Onetwothree GO
Best learn how to pronounce it while you’re
Everybody’s a little Irish today
Blarney Castle, Ireland
Feelin’ Irish
Tired of your shenanigans
Social media betrayal
Disproportionate good fortune
Guilty as charged
Best way to start St. Patrick’s Day
I’m definitely feeling injured …
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Malevolent moccasins
Quit kidding yourself
Wishing you a stayin’ alive kinda day
Beware the Ides of March
Rock hard abs
Defensive maneouvers
That’s when I get really worried
For adult children only
At least I can’t smell it underwater