’Sghetti dinner, my fave!
Driving his point home
Threat level assessment
And she was wearing a better coat than me
Not even a ghost of a chance
Short pup problems
Perfect for a snotty chef
Do they even notice?
Fetch me my gulping glass
Verbal stress release
Sweet schadenfreude
And my cheeks are starting to ache
Sign me up
So, what’s for dinner?
He likes to live dangerously
The indulgent eighties
Just following the good book
Feeling used
Kindly keep your opinions to yourself
Give it a rest, willya?
You didn’t hear it from me
Now that’s horrifying
Stopping them dead in their tracks
Let’s get that kid properly equipped
Female empowerment personified
Do not disturb the living while the dead
When I find him, he’ll wish karma had found
I’ll have the coffee ready when you get
If I ain’t gettin’ any, you ain’t gettin’
Great party, kthxbye
That’s just bananas, man
Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with
C’mon, seriously?!
Feeling fearless?
Purposeful plastic
The inspired, irreplaceable comedic insanity
Lacking that delicious sense of satisfaction
Had enough of people today
Omnipresent fandom
Foolish human
Behold my evolving power
Leap of faith
Stop consuming our chance at survival
Does that make him a stool pigeon?
Google has deployed camels to help create
Fingertip cutie (Western Pygmy Possum, Australia)
Mocaccino and chocolate croissant …
National pastime