’Sghetti dinner, my fave!

’Sghetti dinner, my fave!

Driving his point home

Driving his point home

Threat level assessment

Threat level assessment

And she was wearing a better coat than me

And she was wearing a better coat than me

Not even a ghost of a chance

Not even a ghost of a chance

Short pup problems

Short pup problems

Perfect for a snotty chef

Perfect for a snotty chef

Do they even notice?

Do they even notice?

Fetch me my gulping glass

Fetch me my gulping glass

Verbal stress release

Verbal stress release

Sweet schadenfreude

Sweet schadenfreude

And my cheeks are starting to ache

And my cheeks are starting to ache

Sign me up

Sign me up

So, what’s for dinner?

So, what’s for dinner?

He likes to live dangerously

He likes to live dangerously

The indulgent eighties

The indulgent eighties

Just following the good book

Just following the good book

Feeling used

Feeling used

Kindly keep your opinions to yourself

Kindly keep your opinions to yourself

Give it a rest, willya?

Give it a rest, willya?

You didn’t hear it from me

You didn’t hear it from me

Now that’s horrifying

Now that’s horrifying

Stopping them dead in their tracks

Stopping them dead in their tracks

Let’s get that kid properly equipped

Let’s get that kid properly equipped

Female empowerment personified

Female empowerment personified

Do not disturb the living while the dead

Do not disturb the living while the dead

When I find him, he’ll wish karma had found

When I find him, he’ll wish karma had found

I’ll have the coffee ready when you get

I’ll have the coffee ready when you get

If I ain’t gettin’ any, you ain’t gettin’

If I ain’t gettin’ any, you ain’t gettin’

Great party, kthxbye

Great party, kthxbye

That’s just bananas, man

That’s just bananas, man

Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with

Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with

C’mon, seriously?!

C’mon, seriously?!

Feeling fearless?

Feeling fearless?

Purposeful plastic

Purposeful plastic

The inspired, irreplaceable comedic insanity

The inspired, irreplaceable comedic insanity

Lacking that delicious sense of satisfaction

Lacking that delicious sense of satisfaction

Had enough of people today

Had enough of people today

Omnipresent fandom

Omnipresent fandom

Foolish human

Foolish human

Behold my evolving power

Behold my evolving power

Leap of faith

Leap of faith

Stop consuming our chance at survival

Stop consuming our chance at survival

Does that make him a stool pigeon?

Does that make him a stool pigeon?

Google has deployed camels to help create

Google has deployed camels to help create

Fingertip cutie (Western Pygmy Possum, Australia)

Fingertip cutie (Western Pygmy Possum, Australia)

Mocaccino and chocolate croissant …

Mocaccino and chocolate croissant …

National pastime

National pastime