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Me too

All that Tolkien makes gives ya the munchies

Girls just wanna have fun

Now that’s what I call a high five

Playing to the paparazzi

Fit for a winter queen (Bled Castle in northwestern

Time for a change of scenery (dogsled team

She may be beautiful, but she’s frigid

Canadian cat problems

No shit, I love you

Ol’ Jack is lookin’ a little Frosty these

Going a step beyond the ugly Christmas sweater

Dashing to the store, in my 160-horse open

And one and two and three and pour

A little homework for The Hobbit’s final

Polar express (White Pass & Yukon Route

Go big or go home

Only if they’re gangsta

Just to keep things interesting

Francophones will understand

My preciousssss smile

Hands up

Ugh. And yeesh.

Quite eyeballin’ my woman

The Sound of [Cat] Music

Bonus: hot water maintains serving temperature

Define “waste”

Frigorific frolics

Just another lovely family holiday portrait

Sally knows the score

The preview was readily available

When all else fails

Proceed with extreme caution

These seasonal parties are sensational

Yummy tummy

Surfeit of Santas (fun run in Sydney, Australia)

Ice, ice, baby

Your nipples are showing

Santa’s labour pool (reindeer herd in Murmansk,

You need a few arm days

Smooth in any guise

Weekend warrior whirligig

Warm? Yes. Sexy. NO.

Being extinct doesn’t help either

Just another paradox

Workin’ on her prenup

Generous humans are definitely on his nice

Barista geek knows her stuff