God bless us, every one
Son of a birch
Found his very own Charlie Brown Christmas
The subtleties came shining through
That’s ’cause his ammo sling is full
Boring stuff can wait ’til tomorrow
Or maybe chicken wings?
Doin’ Gandhi proud
To hell with philosophy
Three gentlemen walk into a bar …
Nobody steals my shortbread secrets
.Thus it was foretold by the Seven Hathors
Don’t start anything you can’t finish
A little inspiration for your holiday travel
Just when you thought it was safe to go back
Quick, get the catnip
Sneaky way to remarket leftover Easter chocolates
You sure ’bout that?
Damn cheeseburger addicts…
All this Christmas shopping is eating into
Gettin’ jiggy wit’ it
’Tis the season to stay toasty
Everywhere you go……
Yeehaaw, yeehaaw
Thanks for the heads up
Furry snow plow
Another joyous visit with Santa
Congratulations, you’re second best
For all those three-legged people on your
For those really upscale evenings
I haz girded my loins for the onslaught
Capricious collaboration
A winning combination
A little monkeyshines to lighten the mood
Ask and ye shall receive
Delicious creativity
Signs of the times
Then how does he get around the world in
Mutual support society for hang-ups
But only the big sparkly ones
Too much fiber in that house salad for my
Well played, good sir
Either:(a) toss ’em in a bowl with regular
Making a list and checking it twice
Not so good at “making spirits bright”
A quarter century (!) of laughs …
All that’s missing is a Party Tree
Why … didn’t you … tell me