Converting assholes, one at a time.

Converting assholes, one at a time.

She always gets to wear the good lingerie

She always gets to wear the good lingerie

Isn’t it fun to tease your girlfriend’s

Isn’t it fun to tease your girlfriend’s

Definitely nothing wrong with that.

Definitely nothing wrong with that.

Good neighbors are hard to… no that’s

Good neighbors are hard to… no that’s

Be honest now.

Be honest now.

I know I’d totally believe that excuse.

I know I’d totally believe that excuse.

Make sure to hold that pose for a very long

Make sure to hold that pose for a very long

I’m right there with ya, sister.

I’m right there with ya, sister.

Credit is only extended to nine inches and

Credit is only extended to nine inches and

Apply with your local business woman today!

Apply with your local business woman today!

Sure, you say that now, but come next weekend

Sure, you say that now, but come next weekend

Some jobs are definitely worth sucking around

Some jobs are definitely worth sucking around

Playing new and inventive games with your

Playing new and inventive games with your

Caught by your neighbor! Well, you needed

Caught by your neighbor! Well, you needed

Back alley deals: Sometimes they’re not

Back alley deals: Sometimes they’re not

I agree, nothing can go wrong. Things are

I agree, nothing can go wrong. Things are

Institute Crossdressing Fridays! Your employees

Institute Crossdressing Fridays! Your employees

I wouldn’t worry about something to eat,

I wouldn’t worry about something to eat,

Halloween: What are you dressing up as this

Halloween: What are you dressing up as this

Wake up, little Suzie! Julie is actually

Wake up, little Suzie! Julie is actually

I’m thinking this isn’t much of a deterrent

I’m thinking this isn’t much of a deterrent

Submit to your wife’s deepest desire for

Submit to your wife’s deepest desire for

Should we tell Conchita about Mr. Wilson’s

Should we tell Conchita about Mr. Wilson’s

I’ve thought about it, and yes, I’m sure

I’ve thought about it, and yes, I’m sure

Your days are numbered future cock-smith.

Your days are numbered future cock-smith.

Make sure never to clear your internet history!

Make sure never to clear your internet history!

Vanilla sex: Just… why?

Vanilla sex: Just… why?

A sissy in need: How can you just stand there

A sissy in need: How can you just stand there

Impending Monster Cock: it’s okay to be

Impending Monster Cock: it’s okay to be

Chatroom fakes beware! Wifey is watching

Chatroom fakes beware! Wifey is watching

Yes, Timmy, there are angels.

Yes, Timmy, there are angels.

When a girl tells you she has a cock, don’t

When a girl tells you she has a cock, don’t

Go Balls deep or go home!

Go Balls deep or go home!

Wouldn’t it be your favorite time of year

Wouldn’t it be your favorite time of year

Indulge your girlfriend in her every desire.

Indulge your girlfriend in her every desire.

Boys like this are simply too sexy to leave

Boys like this are simply too sexy to leave

Filled up with cum every single night…

Filled up with cum every single night…

You must always look your best and sexiest

You must always look your best and sexiest

See, if you’re a nice sissy and always

See, if you’re a nice sissy and always

Never be ashamed of who you are. If that

Never be ashamed of who you are. If that

Just one time is all it takes to get addicted

Just one time is all it takes to get addicted

All it takes is the right motivation to make

All it takes is the right motivation to make

Cayman Islands – once you visit, you’ll

Cayman Islands – once you visit, you’ll

For reals, yo.

For reals, yo.

I have a feeling someone is going to be stripping

I have a feeling someone is going to be stripping

Oh dear. You know what comes next…

Oh dear. You know what comes next…

Keep your sexy submissive husband on edge

Keep your sexy submissive husband on edge