You knew there was no way you’d ever get

You knew there was no way you’d ever get

An oldie, but a pertinent post.

An oldie, but a pertinent post.

Little known (made-up) legal issues must

Little known (made-up) legal issues must

Look her in the eyes and tell her you don’t

Look her in the eyes and tell her you don’t

This looks like the start of a beautiful

This looks like the start of a beautiful

Sith? Mistress? As far as training goes,

Sith? Mistress? As far as training goes,

So you’re the giver (in a way) and the

So you’re the giver (in a way) and the

Now that’s a bargain!.

Now that’s a bargain!.

Don’t be shy. Show everyone your accomplishments!

Don’t be shy. Show everyone your accomplishments!

Display your manliness, honey.

Display your manliness, honey.

Step One complete. Just follow the plan and

Step One complete. Just follow the plan and

Boifriend Interviews: It’s a guaranteed

Boifriend Interviews: It’s a guaranteed

Misdirection: It’s trapped more men into

Misdirection: It’s trapped more men into

That’s totally fair, you know.

That’s totally fair, you know.

Graduations Parties are always best parties!

Graduations Parties are always best parties!

I sense total feminization in his near future!

I sense total feminization in his near future!

Listen to your trainer. Soon enough you’ll

Listen to your trainer. Soon enough you’ll

He really should have seen that one coming.

He really should have seen that one coming.

 The world doesn’t need anymore uptight

 The world doesn’t need anymore uptight

Once again, Tumblr brings couples together

Once again, Tumblr brings couples together

All it takes sometimes is a single lingering

All it takes sometimes is a single lingering

Devin is a liar…which is a good thing

Devin is a liar…which is a good thing

As if you needed more incentive.

As if you needed more incentive.

Just imagine all the cum you’ll save by

Just imagine all the cum you’ll save by

They’re always kinkier than you think

They’re always kinkier than you think

Don’t pause. Don’t think about it. Just

Don’t pause. Don’t think about it. Just

A strap-on eh? Well, you really don’t need

A strap-on eh? Well, you really don’t need

Perfection, just waiting for you.

Perfection, just waiting for you.

There is nothing to fear. Everyone loves

There is nothing to fear. Everyone loves

One track mind: now that she’s seen how

One track mind: now that she’s seen how

What kind of man wouldn’t cum early with

What kind of man wouldn’t cum early with

She’ll never let you cum from a strap-on,

She’ll never let you cum from a strap-on,

Some girls just attract a certain type of

Some girls just attract a certain type of

Ever wonder why your mistress always keeps

Ever wonder why your mistress always keeps

Don’t just stand there! She sucks your

Don’t just stand there! She sucks your

Don’t you deserve a girlfriend that’ll

Don’t you deserve a girlfriend that’ll

I bet you can’t wait until you have the

I bet you can’t wait until you have the

Watch out or your fem-boi will be getting

Watch out or your fem-boi will be getting

Wow! That’s so thoughtful of her. Isn’t

Wow! That’s so thoughtful of her. Isn’t

“Surprise, honey! I’m not the only one

“Surprise, honey! I’m not the only one

Sporadic release of the girl within you isn’t

Sporadic release of the girl within you isn’t

Listen to your girlfriend keyholder. She

Listen to your girlfriend keyholder. She

Using a strap-on instead of your actual cock

Using a strap-on instead of your actual cock

Help a poor fem-boi out, wont you?

Help a poor fem-boi out, wont you?

You never know who is watching, so make sure

You never know who is watching, so make sure

Huh… self-hypnosis really does work.

Huh… self-hypnosis really does work.

Temptation: there’s only moving forward,

Temptation: there’s only moving forward,

It’s your dream job; admit it.

It’s your dream job; admit it.