Although you didn’t like the way a
Your daughter brings her new boyfriend over
Story for this picture? Your girlfriend wanted
You heard your bride was ready, but you send
Your mom is out at a party one night so you
You: Mom? MOM! What the fuck? What are you
Your wife says her boss gave her a new uniform
Your glad that your teenage daughter finally
Your letting your big black next door neighbor
Ever since your wife left you for that asshole
You’ve finally convinced your wife
Your Son: Oh my god mom, your tits feel so
You stop by your girlfriend’s house
You complain to your older brother that your
Your wife comes home really horny and pulls
Your mom is working as hard as she can to
Your Girlfriend: Oh my god honey, I finally
Your co-worker got the promotion that you
Your girlfriend and you were at a party one
You: Honey it’s very important that
Your very first girlfriend and you are about
You told your mom about the bully at school
Your girlfriend: This is the guy who bullied
Your wife can’t believe the size of
That asshole neighbor has been playing loud
Your boss caught your daughter just as she
Your girlfriend looks at you as the guy who