A backstage pass 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Hope you’re all having a great summer
Which turns you on the most?Option 1: Almost
Is he holding a mug or a camera? Which would
I have been told by people that I should
No matter how hard she tried, and how many
“You have two minutes to get is as
With no clothes, the hoe’s nose is
With Jonathan Strentus on a 2 month vacation,
“This position make you look ridiculous…
The guys liked to pool their wives. 8===D——{
Fold me into a pretzel and coat me in sause.
Working out with two dumb-belles. 8===D——{
She thought she could taste his jizz through
Namcy wasn’t really a biker chick,
In the throes. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
The pyramid of sharing. 8===D——{
“You are prettiest when you’re
Which is hottest? One of the guys wrote it
Axis of symmetry 8===D——{ Wetiquette
At the airport on the way to their honeymoon.
Posing before a mirror. 8===D——{
“Keep facing the camera bitch! I can’t
A tumblr in the sack. 8===D——{
Coming home from a business trip was always
She enjoyed her work, but her knees didn’t.
Biblionympho 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Modern art. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Skillz. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Loading the shotgun. 8===D——{
“Where do you want it, slut?”So,
“Do you know your cock is almost a
Pro Tip: Just becuase you cooperate, that
Even though the angle of the shot does not
Pro Tip: When you truly love a man, you let
Disney Princesses. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
When they were finished, they wrapped her
On the weekends, Cheryl could truly relax.
The aperture needs to be just right. 8===D——{
She could hear two of the other girls getting
Since Mr. Stronton quit, I’ve been
Oh Yiss. 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Pearl necklaces for everyone! 8===D——{
Rooftop sunbathing 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Monogomy is sucking a dildo instead of his
The best parties are pool parties. 8===D——{
Pro Tip: Aim for the philtrum. 8===D——{
A proper bachlorette party. 8===D——{