I just passed by this in the hallway at The

I just passed by this in the hallway at The

Is this calamari or “pig bung?”

Is this calamari or “pig bung?”

My bowling game and fashion sense = always

My bowling game and fashion sense = always

My sisters and my hot mom a – uh –

My sisters and my hot mom a – uh –

I love LA winters.  (at The Langham Huntington,

I love LA winters. (at The Langham Huntington,

I worked a bIt more on my painting finally.

I worked a bIt more on my painting finally.

Baby me plus this Gauguin

Baby me plus this Gauguin

President George W. Bush is in this group.

President George W. Bush is in this group.

Sublime OC

Sublime OC

Let there be view porn! (at Santa Catalina

Let there be view porn! (at Santa Catalina

Original Jacks, good morning. #timewarp @visitcatalinaisland

Original Jacks, good morning. #timewarp @visitcatalinaisland

I wasn’t always an English scholar.

I wasn’t always an English scholar.

Thanks @tillymcreese for the awesome birthday

Thanks @tillymcreese for the awesome birthday

There’s a foam party righ inarh. #winning

There’s a foam party righ inarh. #winning

Your guess: is she with her husband, boyfriend,

Your guess: is she with her husband, boyfriend,

I put on a show for this guy hanging in this

I put on a show for this guy hanging in this

We went a bit nuts at @husknashville last

We went a bit nuts at @husknashville last

Solitude for now. #Nashville @thompsonhotels

Solitude for now. #Nashville @thompsonhotels

The first dance and hopefully not the last.

The first dance and hopefully not the last.

My sister and stepdad are ballin. Always.

My sister and stepdad are ballin. Always.

My sister’s wedding is going to be

My sister’s wedding is going to be

Time to be in my sister’s wedding!!

Time to be in my sister’s wedding!!

Bone marrow, sings like a sparrow, wear it

Bone marrow, sings like a sparrow, wear it

I officially have no money thanks to the

I officially have no money thanks to the

Ominous glory. @unionstationnashville  (at

Ominous glory. @unionstationnashville (at

Apple picking today = Haiku: Sink teeth into

Apple picking today = Haiku: Sink teeth into

He is mad I only got to half lotus. I am

He is mad I only got to half lotus. I am

http://modelodette.tumblr.com/post/151987354029

http://modelodette.tumblr.com/post/151987354029

I got this. @grandadsapples  (at Grandad’s

I got this. @grandadsapples (at Grandad’s

Good morning, good orgy @sunnypointcafe

Good morning, good orgy @sunnypointcafe

Imagine if I had synesthesia right now? #asheville

Imagine if I had synesthesia right now? #asheville

I am so glad to finally see the progress

I am so glad to finally see the progress

Sidra Del Diable via @urbanorchardciderco

Sidra Del Diable via @urbanorchardciderco

Yes. #Asheville #hiking #birthday  (at Wolf

Yes. #Asheville #hiking #birthday (at Wolf

One of my birthday courses served in the

One of my birthday courses served in the

Ham crisp by @hgregory919 and shot by me

Ham crisp by @hgregory919 and shot by me

Macro meringue made by @hgregory919 for my

Macro meringue made by @hgregory919 for my

Macro raspberry from my birthday dinner tonight

Macro raspberry from my birthday dinner tonight

I’m about to get rubbed. #massage #asheville

I’m about to get rubbed. #massage #asheville

What will I get tonight at @cucina24restaurant?

What will I get tonight at @cucina24restaurant?

I made it back to @buxtonhallbbq !! #asheville

I made it back to @buxtonhallbbq !! #asheville

What?! Collard greens baked into a mouthgasm?

What?! Collard greens baked into a mouthgasm?

Sudra Del Diablo at @urbanorchardciderco

Sudra Del Diablo at @urbanorchardciderco

Back in funky, foodie Asheville! What a gorgeous

Back in funky, foodie Asheville! What a gorgeous

Here I come, #Asheville.

Here I come, #Asheville.

Be big and bold. #trumphotel - my super ironic

Be big and bold. #trumphotel - my super ironic

Irony can be expensive. #debatenight #lasvegas

Irony can be expensive. #debatenight #lasvegas

What’s going on in #vegas tonight.

What’s going on in #vegas tonight.