What do I want in my mouth first??????? @joe_peeps_ny_pizza

What do I want in my mouth first??????? @joe_peeps_ny_pizza

Go Clippers. Go photobombed!  (at Staples

Go Clippers. Go photobombed! (at Staples

Magic (at The Langham Huntington, Pasadena)

Magic (at The Langham Huntington, Pasadena)

Bye bye for now, Langham (at The Langham

Bye bye for now, Langham (at The Langham

It’s a beach day in LA. #foreversummer

It’s a beach day in LA. #foreversummer

I’m borrowing my sister’s babe

I’m borrowing my sister’s babe

I’m about to lux it up and dive in!

I’m about to lux it up and dive in!

I just sold one of these people for .

I just sold one of these people for .

Temecula!! (at City of Temecula)

Temecula!! (at City of Temecula)

Ready for @snctmofficial

Ready for @snctmofficial

Holy crap did I accidentally buy @realdonaldtrump

Holy crap did I accidentally buy @realdonaldtrump

Ode to this old brick, it costs as much as

Ode to this old brick, it costs as much as

Sleepy and sluggish   (at Los Angeles, California)

Sleepy and sluggish (at Los Angeles, California)

Magical winter mornings. #utah #parkcity

Magical winter mornings. #utah #parkcity

Stay elegant. #IslandHotel #NewportBeach

Stay elegant. #IslandHotel #NewportBeach

The poke is okie dokie! @islandhotelnb  (at

The poke is okie dokie! @islandhotelnb (at

My favorite mall restaurant is closed?! Luckily

My favorite mall restaurant is closed?! Luckily

Being an adult! @islandhotelnb Hello new

Being an adult! @islandhotelnb Hello new

Slushy Sunday Funday

Slushy Sunday Funday

Snow day

Snow day

#Sundance  (at Sundance Film Festival)

#Sundance (at Sundance Film Festival)

This is a great ski bum kitchen. #deervalley

This is a great ski bum kitchen. #deervalley

I’m excited for #DeerValley and #Montage

I’m excited for #DeerValley and #Montage

Traveloccasins #delta #moccasins #lax  (at

Traveloccasins #delta #moccasins #lax (at

Oops, my vibrator got background work today.

Oops, my vibrator got background work today.

Ahh my passport expired and I can’t

Ahh my passport expired and I can’t

No filter needed for unexpected “spaghetti”

No filter needed for unexpected “spaghetti”

Hey

Hey

#Temecula the Wino Wild West !

#Temecula the Wino Wild West !

MIA (at Miami Beach South Beach)

MIA (at Miami Beach South Beach)

This.  (at Faena Miami Beach)

This. (at Faena Miami Beach)

It’s a sign.  (at Faena Miami Beach)

It’s a sign. (at Faena Miami Beach)

I smell bad, but I literally circled the

I smell bad, but I literally circled the

YES A380 upstairs yes!!!!!! (at Incheon International

YES A380 upstairs yes!!!!!! (at Incheon International

Why can’t every lounge be like this?

Why can’t every lounge be like this?

Korean mornings

Korean mornings

I have to leave Thailand = sad. I am going

I have to leave Thailand = sad. I am going

Joie de vivre (at Grande Centre Point Ratchadamri)

Joie de vivre (at Grande Centre Point Ratchadamri)

Grrrrr. #thegrandpalace #art #thailand #bangkok

Grrrrr. #thegrandpalace #art #thailand #bangkok

The colors of the grand palace are mesmerizing.

The colors of the grand palace are mesmerizing.

Happy feet in Thailand (at The St. Regis

Happy feet in Thailand (at The St. Regis

This spa, Elemis, is really cool! #thailand

This spa, Elemis, is really cool! #thailand

Helix garden? #bangkok

Helix garden? #bangkok

Soi Cowboy

Soi Cowboy

No filter needed this evening  (at The St.

No filter needed this evening (at The St.

Water monitorsaurus  (at The St. Regis Bangkok)

Water monitorsaurus (at The St. Regis Bangkok)

I just witnessed a little modern tiramisu

I just witnessed a little modern tiramisu

Even the Koh Samui airport is gorgeous! Bye

Even the Koh Samui airport is gorgeous! Bye