I’ve had one hell of a morning. A naked man with a knife was threatening a film crew in front of my building and then my uber got sideswiped by a speeding car on the way to the airport so I missed my flight and I deserve this mimosa. #selfiestories

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I’ve had one hell of a morning. A naked man with a knife was threatening a film crew in front of my building and then my uber got sideswiped by a speeding car on the way to the airport so I missed my flight and I deserve this mimosa. #selfiestories

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