I can’t believe she puts up with this

I can’t believe she puts up with this

NSFW: I mayyy have ditched class today oops

NSFW: I mayyy have ditched class today oops

#tbt #manybrunchesago #stonedasfuck #hipsterasfuck

#tbt #manybrunchesago #stonedasfuck #hipsterasfuck

Nothing solves a bad day like a cute boy

Nothing solves a bad day like a cute boy

That life changing moment when you realize

That life changing moment when you realize

Lady date with @juliavoth! #sexykhaki (at

Lady date with @juliavoth! #sexykhaki (at

LOOK AT HOW FUCKIN STUDIOUS I AM …

LOOK AT HOW FUCKIN STUDIOUS I AM …

Thank you @skindiamond ❤️❤️

Thank you @skindiamond ❤️❤️

#brunchbabes #scootersquad

#brunchbabes #scootersquad

Sunday “morning”.

Sunday “morning”.

#rooftopbabes (at Ace Hotel Los Angeles)

#rooftopbabes (at Ace Hotel Los Angeles)

Thanks to these babes for dancing the night

Thanks to these babes for dancing the night

“Hey, me, wanna go on a date?”

“Hey, me, wanna go on a date?”

7th grade class photo. #tbt #denimdressoveralls

7th grade class photo. #tbt #denimdressoveralls

I should be like studying or whatever but

I should be like studying or whatever but

NSFW: I should probably be in bed…

NSFW: I should probably be in bed…

So super NSFW: This is a fun angle. #kisses

So super NSFW: This is a fun angle. #kisses

#pizzaistruelove

#pizzaistruelove

PSA

PSA

Tomorrow, @the_knocks music video drops,

Tomorrow, @the_knocks music video drops,

Achievement Unlocked: First Day of Culinary

Achievement Unlocked: First Day of Culinary

Just bought my first backpack since high

Just bought my first backpack since high

Seeing the Book of Mormon! Again!

Seeing the Book of Mormon! Again!

NSFW: Happy Valentine’s Day! #heartshapedbooty

NSFW: Happy Valentine’s Day! #heartshapedbooty

DISNEYLAND! (at Disneyland)

DISNEYLAND! (at Disneyland)

This is the best selfie I’ve ever taken.

This is the best selfie I’ve ever taken.

I’M ON A (paddle) BOAT!

I’M ON A (paddle) BOAT!

I’m seriously in love with these puppies

I’m seriously in love with these puppies

My armpit looks like a double vag

My armpit looks like a double vag

#dontblink

#dontblink

They wouldn’t let us the movie theater

They wouldn’t let us the movie theater

90’s party last night! #happybdayhallie

90’s party last night! #happybdayhallie

I don’t practice Santeria…

I don’t practice Santeria…

Oh, hello, Demarcus. @tweetsoutloud

Oh, hello, Demarcus. @tweetsoutloud

#tbt to the time I had a lightsaber fight

#tbt to the time I had a lightsaber fight

This is Archimedes, @chadmander64’s

This is Archimedes, @chadmander64’s

NSFW: Ok, Tuesday, let’s go.

NSFW: Ok, Tuesday, let’s go.

I skipped the SuperBowl yesterday and watched

I skipped the SuperBowl yesterday and watched

NSFW: Sportsball day! I’m representing

NSFW: Sportsball day! I’m representing

NSFW: Dalek Bath is always trying to get

NSFW: Dalek Bath is always trying to get

My absolute favorite arcade game. #japanesepolice

My absolute favorite arcade game. #japanesepolice

#monday

#monday

Welcome to LA @jakehurwitz! #blowme #santeealley

Welcome to LA @jakehurwitz! #blowme #santeealley

#brunch #welcometoLA #5thcarafe #bottomlessmimosas

#brunch #welcometoLA #5thcarafe #bottomlessmimosas

Fuckin dorks. #toocool

Fuckin dorks. #toocool

Retro game day! #trisystem #segagenesisaladdin

Retro game day! #trisystem #segagenesisaladdin

Saturday at @tsharp3d’s #wtfdoweplayfirst

Saturday at @tsharp3d’s #wtfdoweplayfirst

NSFW: #livelongandlovepussy

NSFW: #livelongandlovepussy