“Only half of it fit in my pussy that first

“Only half of it fit in my pussy that first

Once she discovered how THICK my dick was,

Once she discovered how THICK my dick was,

Lifting his dick, you admire its immense

Lifting his dick, you admire its immense

She was used to her husband’s little load,

She was used to her husband’s little load,

You’d both been flirting heavily with her

You’d both been flirting heavily with her

Don’t forget…one of her most basic

Don’t forget…one of her most basic

I told her she shouldn’t make comments

I told her she shouldn’t make comments

Usually, when my husband Jack brought home

Usually, when my husband Jack brought home

We hadn’t seen “Thick Rick” for a while.

We hadn’t seen “Thick Rick” for a while.

The cock he flopped down onto her tummy resembled

The cock he flopped down onto her tummy resembled

This is it. The night he’s finally going

This is it. The night he’s finally going

She told me that she’d been seeing

She told me that she’d been seeing

“Sorry honey. It’s just a phase.

“Sorry honey. It’s just a phase.

She’d only use a dildo a few times before

She’d only use a dildo a few times before

Tullips loves GIRTH. If you’re into WIDE,

Tullips loves GIRTH. If you’re into WIDE,

Your girlfriend always brings Pringles in

Your girlfriend always brings Pringles in

My favourite  toy to try to work  into

My favourite  toy to try to work  into

I flopped my hardening schlong right on her

I flopped my hardening schlong right on her

The argument didn’t last long. You finally

The argument didn’t last long. You finally

It was quite a surprise…he had a bigger

It was quite a surprise…he had a bigger

“The stretching sensations are awesome,

“The stretching sensations are awesome,

Jerry was longer and much THICKER than I

Jerry was longer and much THICKER than I

She was smart, educated and independent.

She was smart, educated and independent.

Uh oh…she knew with a cock this THICK,

Uh oh…she knew with a cock this THICK,

We left work at the same time and we were

We left work at the same time and we were

Hey man, Gina was by my place yesterday.

Hey man, Gina was by my place yesterday.

Our guest’s dick was massive. Long and

Our guest’s dick was massive. Long and

She seemed skeptical when I told her how

She seemed skeptical when I told her how

She’d heard he was huge, but she promised

She’d heard he was huge, but she promised

She’s finally found herself a really

She’s finally found herself a really

As I pushed the dildo in, I worked a finger

As I pushed the dildo in, I worked a finger

She’s come a long ways! You’ve done

She’s come a long ways! You’ve done

“His cock was a fucking mammoth masterpiece.

“His cock was a fucking mammoth masterpiece.

She thought her husband was pretty well hung.

She thought her husband was pretty well hung.

“After a couple of months of nearly

“After a couple of months of nearly

Your wife does like to play, doesn’t

Your wife does like to play, doesn’t

A true “blue ribbon prick”. Thanks for

A true “blue ribbon prick”. Thanks for

33,000 followers! We picked up over 1,000

33,000 followers! We picked up over 1,000

33,000 followers! Wow, an amazing week. We

33,000 followers! Wow, an amazing week. We

“I knew he was big…I thought I was

“I knew he was big…I thought I was

The cunt is an amazing device. If she wants

The cunt is an amazing device. If she wants

One must get their daily dose of GIRTH. WRIST-THICK

One must get their daily dose of GIRTH. WRIST-THICK

Wow, look at the size of that fucker! And

Wow, look at the size of that fucker! And

After she’d danced and flirted with him

After she’d danced and flirted with him

She squeezed as hard as she could, but she

She squeezed as hard as she could, but she

“His cock was a fucking masterpiece!

“His cock was a fucking masterpiece!

“He bent me over the couch and started

“He bent me over the couch and started

“When my hand found his dick and my

“When my hand found his dick and my