I’m turning 19 today, but I’m

I’m turning 19 today, but I’m

ESOTSM is one of those positively cult-ish

ESOTSM is one of those positively cult-ish

Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Ever wonder

Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Ever wonder

On the Titanic timeline, the evening of April

On the Titanic timeline, the evening of April

OH GOD I CAN’TMulan (1998)

OH GOD I CAN’TMulan (1998)

Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Tonight (April

Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Tonight (April

Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Director James

Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Director James

The Witches of Eastwick (1987)

The Witches of Eastwick (1987)

Quentin Tarantino’s newest masterpiece

Quentin Tarantino’s newest masterpiece

“You’ve got a crush on him!”“WHAT?

“You’ve got a crush on him!”“WHAT?

Titanic (1997)

Titanic (1997)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Hey look, man. I didn’t…I didn’t

Hey look, man. I didn’t…I didn’t

Instead of salami, it has Enzo Gor-lah-mi.Inglourious

Instead of salami, it has Enzo Gor-lah-mi.Inglourious

GIRL WE COULDN’T GET MUCH HIGHERCOME

GIRL WE COULDN’T GET MUCH HIGHERCOME

An old magazine clipping featuring an interview

An old magazine clipping featuring an interview

True Lies (1994)

True Lies (1994)

Girl, Interrupted (1999)

Girl, Interrupted (1999)

Having a real giggle at the #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithPope

Having a real giggle at the #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithPope

The lovely (and blonde) Winona Ryder as Kim

The lovely (and blonde) Winona Ryder as Kim

I like SLJ. A lot.

I like SLJ. A lot.

katefuckingwinslet:  katefuckingwinslet:

katefuckingwinslet: katefuckingwinslet:

Lolita (1962)

Lolita (1962)

Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Production

Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Production

Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Sulley from

Hey filmfuckers, did you know?Sulley from

Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Right before

Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Right before

Hey filmfuckers, did you know?In Quentin

Hey filmfuckers, did you know?In Quentin

Fffff fff ffff fff!— The Silence of the

Fffff fff ffff fff!— The Silence of the

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

Comparing a shot of the US trailer with the

Comparing a shot of the US trailer with the

American Beauty (1999)

American Beauty (1999)

You can beg better than that. — Kill Bill,

You can beg better than that. — Kill Bill,

Boasting stunning traditional animation and

Boasting stunning traditional animation and

Jackie Brown (1997)

Jackie Brown (1997)

I want this woman’s eyebrows. She is

I want this woman’s eyebrows. She is

I died.    Django Unchained (2012)

I died.    Django Unchained (2012)

Hey filmfuckers, did you know?American Beauty

Hey filmfuckers, did you know?American Beauty

“You’re a strange looking cat!”

“You’re a strange looking cat!”

We didn’t see a blue sedan!— Lolita

We didn’t see a blue sedan!— Lolita

LOL! Django Unchained (2012)

LOL! Django Unchained (2012)

katefuckingwinslet: …What?  Several dogs

katefuckingwinslet: …What? Several dogs

We’d better get back, ‘cause

We’d better get back, ‘cause

The Virgin Suicides (1999)

The Virgin Suicides (1999)

Jackie Brown (1997)

Jackie Brown (1997)

Hey filmfuckers, did you know? No practice

Hey filmfuckers, did you know? No practice

Lookin’ back on the track for a little

Lookin’ back on the track for a little

The Ring (2002)

The Ring (2002)

Joel: I can’t see anything I don’t

Joel: I can’t see anything I don’t