Um, someone needs a safety lesson. 

Um, someone needs a safety lesson. 

Veronika Zemanová was born on April 14,

Veronika Zemanová was born on April 14,

Okay, you’ve convinced us they’re real,

Okay, you’ve convinced us they’re real,

I saw this and literally said, “woof.”

I saw this and literally said, “woof.”

When Gianna Michaels has her hair up and

When Gianna Michaels has her hair up and

My, those are some big glasses, Jana Defi.

My, those are some big glasses, Jana Defi.

For someone who doesn’t like to show it

For someone who doesn’t like to show it

Throwback Thursday back to a college dorm

Throwback Thursday back to a college dorm

Wifey is truly gifted. Damn.

Wifey is truly gifted. Damn.

Sun’s out, boobs out with Tessa Fowler.

Sun’s out, boobs out with Tessa Fowler.

Who needs to go to church when we can worship

Who needs to go to church when we can worship

A downright delicious sample of Traci Topps

A downright delicious sample of Traci Topps

A “Milena Velba Abuses Bra” sampler.

A “Milena Velba Abuses Bra” sampler.

I think Jana Defi popped a button, just a

I think Jana Defi popped a button, just a

No use crying over spilled boobs, I say.

No use crying over spilled boobs, I say.

Gianna Michaels on the rug by the fire place?

Gianna Michaels on the rug by the fire place?

Remember those chesty, I mean cheesy vampires

Remember those chesty, I mean cheesy vampires

If it’s sweater weather in NY, then Kelly

If it’s sweater weather in NY, then Kelly

Leanne Crow shows off her underarm and seashell-pink

Leanne Crow shows off her underarm and seashell-pink

Playboy Playmate Vicky Witt playing pinball

Playboy Playmate Vicky Witt playing pinball

Milena Velba is hard at work on a big case.

Milena Velba is hard at work on a big case.

Now this is one pretty bra in Kelly Madison.

Now this is one pretty bra in Kelly Madison.

Stir vigorously. 

Stir vigorously. 

Throwback Thursday with a Danni Ashe Sampler.

Throwback Thursday with a Danni Ashe Sampler.

The blue sweater that ate Tessa Fowler’s

The blue sweater that ate Tessa Fowler’s

A bubbly Jana Defi is busting with pride

A bubbly Jana Defi is busting with pride

A perfect Erica Campbell nails the poolside

A perfect Erica Campbell nails the poolside

Uh oh, I think Leanne Crow was over-served

Uh oh, I think Leanne Crow was over-served

Best resort: Lorna Morgan is a spaghetti

Best resort: Lorna Morgan is a spaghetti

My college made a mistake with my dorm roommate.

My college made a mistake with my dorm roommate.

Wow.

Wow.

No words, please.

No words, please.

Let’s eat, Wifey or let’s eat

Let’s eat, Wifey or let’s eat

A rather cheeky Danne Ass, we mean Ashe!

A rather cheeky Danne Ass, we mean Ashe!

Danni Ashe is a tad overdressed for the Becky

Danni Ashe is a tad overdressed for the Becky

A very lucky Danni Ashe gets a killer Becky

A very lucky Danni Ashe gets a killer Becky

Who needs a real fire when Tessa Fowler is

Who needs a real fire when Tessa Fowler is

Tessa Fowler shows off some very nice big

Tessa Fowler shows off some very nice big

Tessa Fowler gets comfortable - Part 1.

Tessa Fowler gets comfortable - Part 1.

What’s for brunch, Wifey? Oh, damn. 

What’s for brunch, Wifey? Oh, damn. 

A detailed angle of Traci Topps’ implants.

A detailed angle of Traci Topps’ implants.

Things are looking up for Wendy Fiore - and

Things are looking up for Wendy Fiore - and

Wifey just can’t help herself sometimes. 

Wifey just can’t help herself sometimes. 

Wendy Fiore is busting out, yo. To be fair,

Wendy Fiore is busting out, yo. To be fair,

Plunging neckline or not quite there neckline

Plunging neckline or not quite there neckline

A low-res scan of a stocking’d Danni Ashe

A low-res scan of a stocking’d Danni Ashe

Traci Topps - magazine layout - Part 3. How

Traci Topps - magazine layout - Part 3. How

Traci Topps - magazine layout - Part 2. One

Traci Topps - magazine layout - Part 2. One